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Paddy says to Murphy, "My mate came off the bike today". "Oh really", says Murphy. "Yes", says Paddy "He has brain damage, two broken arms & blind in one eye". Replied Paddy, "No wonder he came off his f****** bike".
At least someone likes my jokes. :-)
It has been too quiet in here for a while. So (hopefully) let's make it bit laughter filled.
A man sees a sign outside a house:
'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.
"Yes!" The Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story!"
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid!" The owner says.
"£10? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying git. He's never been out of the garden!"
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The orginial came close the TV show where it was about a team and how to get something done, being in trouble, getting out it, etc. As regards to Phelps, I felt it was a terrible way to treat a team leader in such a way.
As regards to the rest of the movies, they have turned more into Ehan Philips show with cameos by other team members (with Benji being a comic relief). They are in no real sense of danger to Mission Impossible movies as most of the missions are quite straight forward. There doesn't seem to be any real danger to any of the team members. For example, they dropped the (I forget the name) lady from Ghost Protocol and she was nowhere to be seen in Rogue Nation. It would have been Mission:Impossible-ish to actually get her killed somehow in the beginning of RN on a mission.
Almost agree. 4.5/10
Another one before I forget.
When the lights are switched off, the room goes strangely blue and you can actually see everything in the room.
This reminds me that the sheets in the movies are L shaped where it only comes to the waist of the guy but covers the breasts of the woman.
I hate both of the above situations. The least they can do is give a guy a stubble and women to be without makeup.
Actually, it is a good ploy for movies. They are trying to show that these guys are actually speaking Mandarin but for movie purposes we are giving you it in English so that you don't have to read the subtitles. I like the movies that do this instead of non-English speaking nation actually speaking English.
From my school days, is it set square? Most likely not.
We (my wife & I) try to cook just enough for both of us and a single meal. But, of course when we have guests then we do end up with some food uneaten. If it is eatable next day (cookies, cakes, things like that) then we either pass it our guests or keep it for next day. We loathe to waste but some foods we just don't eat next day.
A woman (going by Roxie in the name) after my own heart. Well done.
Like you I also found Will Farrell quite good in (possibly) 'Everything must go' where he basically sells everthing in his front yard (if memory serves me right). I can't remember any other dramas from him.
Watchmen was okay. It looked fine but as a movie, unfortunately I didn't find it entertaining.
Perhaps, I should re-watch it. What am I saying? Watch a Snyder movie again! I need to see my therapist.
Some for the Valentine's day. :0)
I've bought the wife a new bag and a new belt for Valentines Day.
She’ll be made up!, the hoover is as good as new now.
Table booked at 8pm for me & the missus to celebrate Valentines Day. I might even buy her a few drinks. But, she is useless at snooker though!
I splashed out on some new lingerie in Ann Summers.
Now the assistant says I have to pay for it.
I went to the florists this morning. The lady said "What's your girlfriends favourite flower?"
I responded "Plain" but thinking it's probably self raising.
My wife rang "Three girls in my office just received flowers, they're absolutely gorgeous" I said "Thats probably why they received flowers"
I will take my coat & disappear now. :0)
Good ole UK.
Good on you.
Now, we need to convince you to give up on Adam Sandler too. ;-)
I am guessing it must be age difference between us that makes you like his movies because my nephews like them too.
Touche.
Joss Whedon definitly takes credit for JL otherwise it would be on that list too.
And people clamoring for Synder cut (even though he didn't finish it) of JL after two of the cr@ppiest movies he has ever made.