Post your joke. I'll start
Coffee crisis : take a grain of coffee,tied it with a thread then sink it 2 -3 times in a cup filled with boiled water. At each 2 -3 cups of coffee,change the thread
Do female frogs croak? 🐸
Yes, if you hold their little heads underwater long enough.
What did the Lone Ranger always leave behind when he left town?
A masked baby.
It has been too quiet in here for a while. So (hopefully) let's make it bit laughter filled.
A man sees a sign outside a house:
'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.
"Yes!" The Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story!"
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid!" The owner says.
"£10? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying git. He's never been out of the garden!"
A woman and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them on the table. "What are you doing?" his Mother asked. "You can't eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.... Hey, that could happen.
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