Favourite quote


Predictable maybe but : "We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."




When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.

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"Leave me alone while I do my dark bidding!"
"What are you bidding on?"
"This table I saw on eBay."

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"Who let Petyr out?"

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"Oooh, bat fight!!"

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“Last time I saw her, she impaled me and called me an a**hole.”

“He’s probably still upset after seeing his best friend being disemboweled by werewolves.”

“Some people have a problem with the age difference. They think, ‘what’s this 96-year-old woman doing with someone four times her age?’”

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"they can call me cradle snatcher, who cares?"

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Not a quote, but I loved the vampires' reaction to watching video of a sunrise on the Internet. 

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NIck describing his relationship with the others: "they accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are, even though one of them killed me."

You must be the change you seek in the world. -- Gandhi

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Already seen some of my favourites on this thread, but here's a few more I liked:


“I go for a look which I call dead, but delicious”


“Vampires have had a pretty bad rap. We’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles... well most of us are. A lot are.”


“Oh, I fought the beast on a cliff. Oh, I fought the beast in a swamp. And then one time I fought the beast in the toilets of a nightclub”


“And, the other day, I dragged a man’s body down the hallway, and noticed that there was no dust... like I kind of, I kind of swept the hallway”


“We’re vampires, we don’t put down towels!”


“...Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers, and being attacked by ducks... geese... swans”


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You got blood all over my couch!

The red one?

It's red NOW






What are we?? "Werewolves" not "Swearwolves"

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Yeah, I've always found it funny how apt the name 'Stu' is for him, considering how much they all want to eat him at first.




Our friend has just been killed in a fatal sunlight accident!

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