Favourite quote
Predictable maybe but : "We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."
When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.
Predictable maybe but : "We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."
When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.
Loved the minion woman:
"They don't wear shirts they wear blouses, and I'm stuck here ironing their fkng frills!"
I cracked up when the werewolf, even though in human form, still couldn't stop himself from running after an imaginary thrown stick.
Jackie To Nick:
-"You were a virgin when we were seeing each other"
Nick:
-"yeah, I was 12"
"we're werewolves not swearwolves"
And of course virgin/sandwich "comparison" 👍
When Deacon is finally doing the dishes at the start..."this is bulls*hit"
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"Yeah, we're going to meet a pedophile."
It went by so quickly, but it was after they introduced a few vampires in the downtown scene, including two that had been turned as children. They were discussing their feeding plans for the night. So wrong, so dark, so fittingly hilarious.
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