Favourite quote
Predictable maybe but : "We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."
When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.
Predictable maybe but : "We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."
When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.
I liked when Vladislav was telling his back story and how he was called "Vladislav the Poker," then when Stu shows him Facebook he said they could look at all her pictures or "poke her." His face when he says to poke her killed me.
Also, and I forget how it went exactly, when he said "leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet."
'What are you bidding on?'
'...a table.'
that face? https://twitter.com/debsugar/status/565642863397335043
(I'm a nerd.)
you're welcome. 😘
your beard is good.
When Vladislav was describing a fight between him and the beast. "...and i said get your hands off my BALLS BEAST!"
share"I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had *beep* it. "
shareIDK about quote, but one of the biggest laughs for me was when Vladislav was all PMS-y before the costume party.
"THEY'RE JUST PANTS!!!!!"
"Holy sh*t!"
Okay, Vlad... The Green Jortes..? or the Black Leather with the Dragon Belt?
- We're having a mild crisis here.
- Doesn't matter which pants you wear, just...
- What do you want with me??
- Just look at the pants, Vlad!
Look at the pants!
Enough with the pants!!!
😘
your beard is good.
I haven't read the thread but,
"TURN THAT THING OFF! OUR FRIEND HAS JUST BEEN KILLED IN A FATAL SUNLIGHT ACCIDENT!"
And the one about the sandwich...
In the first werewolf meeting there's this moment were one of them says 'Chase this bundle of sticks' and pretends to throw a stick and one of the werewolves takes off after it like they're playing fetch. That made me laugh.
share- No, listen, that's offensive...
- That's a really offensive word to call people.
Well, at least you're talking about a bundle of sticks.
Please, this bundle of sticks...
Werewolves?
- No, no, no!
- Don't get it! Nathan, it's not real..
😹
your beard is good.
[Deacon:]
I am doing an erotic dance for my friends.
And you ruined it.
I was in the zone.
My friends are loving it.
😘
your beard is good.
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