Predictable maybe but : "We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."
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When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.
"Let's get some slaves!"
"Gold buys a mans silence for a time. A bolt to the heart buys it forever"
If I know Stu, it's the way he would've wanted to go..,...disemboweled by Werewolves
share'Leave me to my DARK bidding!'
'...what are you bidding on?'
'I'm bidding on this table'
My favourite line was when the cops were searching the house. All along the tension has been building, and it looks like at any moment the cops are going to pick up that they're vampires. The cops stumble upon a scene with Nick up on the ceiling and some other weird stuff going on. The one cop looks up at the ceiling in the general direction of Nick and says, "Hold on, what's going on here...?". Cue even more tension. Then "No smoke detectors!".
That cracked me up big time. I had to pause the movie I was laughing so much.
The cops were always good for a laugh in the movie. So naive, even when stuff was right under their noses. Plus their sticking to police cliches, even when dealing with stuff like vampires and werewolves. Brilliant stuff.
Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free
"Get up and stand on the ceiling like a man." (When Nick and Deacon are fighting after Peter dies)
And of course:
"We're werewolves, not swearwolves."
(I'm going to use this . . . . somehow)
"It's a spinal column. Yuck! I was thinking maybe I should just bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons."
shareThere's a lot of stuff on the floor down here, Petyr, and... like this seems, I don't... AH! It's a spinal column, yuck! And I was thinking, maybe... I just should bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.
If you were a Nazi, after the war... *dejected face* and if you were a vampire... *dejected face* and if you were a Nazi vampire... *waves hand* No way.
Well, I became a vampire when I was 16. That is why I always look 16. *brief pause* In those days, of course, life was tough for a 16 year old.
Nick. Recent vampire.
Vakey Vakey Petyr (very quietly)
use this on my 13 year old son on school mornings
May not remember the line exactly, but they're trying to fool Stu into eating worms transformed out of regular food, and Viago says, "I got the idea from The Lost Boys". Then, they try it later again, and I think Vlad or someone else says something like "it only works with food that looks like worms".
Anyway, hilarious scenes!
"The future is tape, videotape, and NOT film?"