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I like the way you think. Wouldn't work. My boss is a Republican, so she'd think Ah, she's finally headed down the right path. I'd love to see you do that though! Hilarious. I feel like a brand-new girl in this shirt. :) I hear ya on the fake death and woods way of living. I'd miss things for sure but its tempting sometimes. It was pretty decent, mostly stress-free. Older gentlemen told me I was the nicest woman he'd ever met in his entire life and if he was just a little bit younger, he'd ask me out on a date. Dunno how old he was, probably 70s. Nice man. Hope your day at work is stress-free! I've tried to put it on a few times but exactly, I think I look like a clown and it always makes my skin crawl. I'm literally itching if I attempt powder or foundation. Fancy dress? I guess that means like cocktail/ballgown type dinners. Never been to one of those. Been to one wedding when I was ten. I was finally starting to get boobs and my friend pointed and snickered at my chest the entire ceremony. Also, love the word daft! Those eyebrows are another story! Agree though, amazing what they do with make-up these days. YES, those are always like DUH! Of course I do. I used to be so into Farmville. I bothered everyone with those invites haha. Every co-worker I have tells me they always wish to "tag" me in something on the weekends or when they haven't seen me in awhile because of different schedules. I'm like..I'm not thinking about yall on my off days why are you thinking about me? I can't blame you one bit for posting food! I love to cook and eat haha. Jimmy, nanoo nanoo takes me back! thanks for that. :) I'm very sweet but so are you! Oh yes, thats what I mean about the messages I've received over the years or posts I've read. I never really knew any of the people. Facebook only fuels my hatred for things. Especially when the person on facebook is someone I work with, because the person you are attempting to come off as on FB isn't the same person I work with 5 days a week. Mostly youtubers, I'll glance at J-lo or some gorgeous woman that I'm in awe of. Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star, James Charles to name a few of the youtubers. James Charles and Jeffree mostly are involved in makeup, which I don't like or wear but I love watching them! Go figure. It can be. I work nights a lot and often can't sleep. Sometimes around 2am, you could hear a pin drop in this joint. I've had some lovely conversations with quite a few users though. :) I'm sure you will too! Yeah, that totally makes sense. Same here with the phone calls! My favorite thing is cutting the phone off and ignoring the rest of the world for a little bit. I was addicted to fb for a good bit, phone too. That was before charlie and I were together so I used those two things to talk to him or send him things. I don't miss it. I got tired of the drama that comes with fb. People have sent me messages that made me wish ill upon them so its best that I not even bother with it. I'll keep you company Dazed! :D I like to stalk a few celebs myself. Youtubers also. Who do you follow? :) A.J. had his moments. I got super annoyed with Meadow in several episodes. Janice was crazy, she worked my last nerve plenty of times. muff-dive! what a lovely phrase. Every single woman on the show was beautiful. Are you serious? That is beyond disturbed haha. I think thats the standard for a lot of people now. If its not on social media, it didn't happen. I don't have any of that stuff and I'm constantly asked why not. Why don't you have a smartphone? Why aren't you CONNECTED? I understand single men asking me for that because they are single and they want to chat me up but my co-workers always say We posted it on Facebook but you don't have that. I've started saying, I guess I don't need to see it then. :) YES! All sunglasses and teeth. These people always seem fake as hell to me. Like they arrange photoshoots for ONE perfect instagram picture or something. NOBLEMAN! What a riot that is. Of course she was. I would love for people like her to really struggle for 24 hours like some people do their entire lives. christ! some things are better left unsaid. I'm amazed that she took photos! Her poor friends, scarred for life. hahaha! he seems that way, I looked at her instagram last night to see what kind of dude married her.. charlie is the best at giving them hell! he's shown me a thing or two when dealing with them. wish her the best! I loathe being on the phone with any company... WOW. Imagine if her child could remember those years when she's a teen or just tell that story to a stranger. My mother never potty trained me, she HIRED a lady instead. WHAT A NUTJOB. What did her husband do/say? Didn't know there was a term for that! I've done that several times :) The money really amazes me sometimes, how they can spend THAT much on one thing.