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I do not want to go to work.

posted 6 years ago by thewaitress (1616)
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BUT I've got a moisture wicking shirt to try out so I'm sorta excited about that.
I never want to leave my house, never want to leave my charlie. 11:15 can't get here fast enough!!

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 6 years ago

Retire !

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

I like the way you think.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Acquire glandular fever by kissing someone with glandular fever 👌 * edit (Only if you get sick pay from the employer)

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

nope, never get sick pay :(

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Damn 👎

[–] FredBurroughs (21872) 6 years ago

Just do what I do when I want to get out of a workday. Mix some chunky peanut butter and chocolate syrup in a plastic sandwich bag, throw in a few kernels of corn, then show up to work. After a few minutes, reach down the back of your pants where you've hidden the bag, pull out a chunk of the mixture, and rub it all over your mouth and face while shouting whatever Trump posted on Twitter that morning. You'll soon be relieved of any work duties.

[–] mike (327) 6 years ago

You may also be relieved of your freedom! Thats "involuntary commitment" territory right there.

Maybe just stick with "I have a fever and an upset stomach."

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

I'll use that one of these days, probably when its true.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

^^^this!^^^

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Wouldn't work. My boss is a Republican, so she'd think Ah, she's finally headed down the right path. I'd love to see you do that though! Hilarious.

[–] FredBurroughs (21872) 6 years ago

I'll have to get a camera crew together for that. Give it a month.

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Will do! :D

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Moisture wicking technology is a gift from the godz😉👍

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

I feel like a brand-new girl in this shirt. :)

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I told ya so😉

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

so did charlie. gonna get a few more, maybe even one or two for around the house. :) it was so nice at work, not being too hot or uncomfortable.

[–] MIchiganJFrogg (-35) 6 years ago

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

I hear ya on the fake death and woods way of living. I'd miss things for sure but its tempting sometimes.
It was pretty decent, mostly stress-free. Older gentlemen told me I was the nicest woman he'd ever met in his entire life and if he was just a little bit younger, he'd ask me out on a date. Dunno how old he was, probably 70s. Nice man.

Hope your day at work is stress-free!

[–] MIchiganJFrogg (-35) 6 years ago

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Never go to Panama!

[–] overseas7 (4696) 6 years ago

If I, someday, win the lottery I will think seriously about it.....

[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

If I ever win the lottery, I would never work again.

[–] overseas7 (4696) 6 years ago

;-)