Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school.'?
I love mankind. It's the people I can't stand.
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Elle: "...I'm going back to LA, o more of trying to be something... No more boring suits or pantyhose, I'm trying to be somebody I'm not."
Hardagen (sp, sorry): "Maybe you're trying to be someone you are."
Elle: "Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
~I'll meet you in the place where mercy leads.~
Last year I singlehandedly organized the march for Lesbians Against Drunk driving.
I LOVE that line
I adore the opening scene. The way it's shot, the scenery, the music, how it shows Elle getting ready for her day, and the fact that there are just so many young women hanging out and having fun with each other.
It's just so bubbly, cute, and lighthearted (and pink!), it actually makes me want to get ready and do stuff in the morning. I wish I could be in that sorority.
SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DER JÄGER
The best scene in the movie is anytime Reese Witherspoon is in a bikini. Wow, she has a very flattering figure!
shareWarner: YOU got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What, like it's hard?