Worst of the Nine


Hands down, this is the worst of the nine Star Wars films.

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Your opinion, which is only important to yourself, no-one else.

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Normally I'd agree, but some things transcend opinion, like the commutative property of multiplication, or Veronica Lake's beauty, and this is one of them.

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You've not even said WHY you think it's bad, that makes your opinion worthless to others until you do.

Believe me, I enjoy ROTS cos it's Lucas' darkest movie. I recently tried to rewatch Last Jedi but gave up halfway through, I was so flabbergasted at its awfulness.

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Ms. Veronica Lake is quite beautiful indeed.

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Nah, this one is like the 4 or 5 best out of the 9 episodes.

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It's hands down the worst one. If you have some special attachment to it, or it conjures up happy memories, that's all good, but from a standpoint of acting, scriptwriting, pacing, and any other metric of a film's quality, this is 9th out of 9 in the Star Wars franchise. It's literally 180 minutes of nonsensical plot that exists only to move from point A, Anakin, to point B, Darth Vader. It may well be the worst film of all time if one factors in budget, audience and expectation.

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I agree, I’m genuinely baffled when people say this is their favourite Star Wars film.

Of course TPM and AOTC have plenty of flaws but this is the film where almost every character is a dumbass and Palpatine is made out to be this evil genius when really he only succeeded because the other characters are very dumb.

Obi-Wan and Yoda are so stupid here, why not team up to fight Palpatine and then worry about Anakin? Heck they have some security recordings now as evidence against Palpatine, they could get the whole galaxy to rebel against Palpatine with those, Jar Jar Binks would have been getting his Gungan army to come kick some clone trooper ass.

Like you said it just gets from point A to Point B in the most unimaginative, farcical and stupid way possible and throws a bunch of noisy, overlong action scenes at you to try and cover up this shoddy writing. It’s difficult to care about the action as well because every character has just been frustratingly dumb. It’s tragic because the characters are too stupid not because Anakin was seduced by the dark side.

Darth Vader screaming ‘NOOOOOOOOO!’ at the end is just Lucas putting a shit cherry on top of the trilogy. Way to ruin the greatest villain in cinema history George with this laughable bad scene, you got James Earl Jones back for that?!

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You're agreeing with some moron who ranks Last Jedi as better than ROTS? Then YOU must be a moron, TOO.

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The Last Jedi is actually second from bottom of the Skywalker Saga for me.

Like ROTS I think it’s screenplay is awful but it just about edges out the former due to the cinematography.

But overall I’m not a fan of the prequel or sequel trilogies. There are parts of them I like but not enough to justify their existence.

The prequel trilogy ruins the backstory of Darth Vader by making Anakin Skywalker whiny and annoying rather than a hero who is tragically seduced to the dark side. Revenge of the Sith also ruins Obi-Wan and Yoda by making them very dumb. Also Palpatine is an idiot and his plan only succeeds because the other characters are even more idiotic.

The sequel trilogy ruins the original trilogy characters (particularly Luke, but it also craps on Han and Leia as well) and the new trio of Rey, Finn and Poe are nowhere near as fun, charming or likeable as Luke, Leia and Han.

Genuinely I see the prequel and sequel trilogies as pointless cash grabs. They’ve made for some funny memes and they have some good action scenes but that’s about it. The original trilogy is untouchable even if I take my nostalgia glasses off, the other two trilogies don’t have a fraction of the character growth or emotional depth of that trilogy.

Just because TLJ is shit doesn’t automatically make ROTS good.

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Yes even Sour Ron wouldn't have wasted a Ring on this pile of crap.

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Attack of the Clones and Phantom Menace are worse.

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It's a toss-up between this one and The Phantom Menace....

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At least the Phantom Menace had the promise of something great going for it. You watched it, and reveled in the spectacle, and you had at least an hour or so before you gave up on it. By the time Sith rolled around, you knew you were paying for a ticket to shitty movie.

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Don't get me wrong, this movie absolutely stinks but I was still excited about Star Wars and was looking forward to the conclusion of the PT.

The Last Jedi killed 99% of my love for the Star Wars franchise (Mando and Fallen Order are the only current saving grace) and left me feeling apathetic, which is the worse thing you can feel for something you used to love.

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The glaring difference for me is that while The Last Jedi failed to deliver on the promise of The Force Awakens, and really derailed what could have been an excellent trilogy, it's still a solid movie on its own. As a standalone Star Wars film it would be wonderful. Revenge of the Sith is terrible in every regard.

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I'm re-tahded. I forgot where I was and was talking about Attack of the Clones. My point still stands with TLJ though. Absolutely dreadful movie.

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Nothing is worse than The Force Awakens.

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I think The Force Awakens is a remarkably great film. I realize there is a teensy tiny minority that despises it, a group to which you no doubt belong, but its critical response, audience ratings, and box office numbers indicate that most disagree with you.

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Six there are. No more, no less.

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yes, there are only 6 Real Star Wars movies.

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Three for me, thanks.

Unless I take Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor as guilty pleasures...

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