I have a few of them 1.)When Serleana is trying to make Zed call agents j&K in..and Zed calls Michael Jackson instead and he starts rattling off about being agent M again...the way Zed jups up and is walking Serleana's face and flipping and how camly she knocks him down and says "So Fiesty!" oh that was funny!2.)J's dorky partner in the beginning when he was pulling jeff and slapping him around thne realizes it was a BIG mistake,3.)when Serleana had Ben in thr air trying to make him tell her where the light was and they heard a noise and she turns to the two headed guy and kinda nods her head towards the back and when he didnt budge shes like "There,door,noise" hes like oh!
share"Get your BUTT outa your Mom's house!"
shareEverything david cross said. Goes against the grain of how the movie was plodding along. IN a good way. I have a feeling a few of his lines may have been written or adlibbed by him as they were a bit risque especially the one where he tells the girl she needs to piss in the sink. brilliance
shareYeah when Will Smiths all like trying to struggle over the rope taking him forever. Very funny
shareI thought it was pretty funny in the post office when Will Smith and another alien talk in his native language which sounded like a cross between rap and baby language.
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nope nope nope, funniest scence is wen all hell breakes loose in the base and will smith walks into the vent thing and the security guard is like "bout time u guys got here, there some crazy ass bitch wrecking havoc downstairs", haha dat was 2 funny!!!!!
shareI though it was funny when they discovered the mini-people in the locker.
"All hail ZOIDBERG. All hail ZOIDBERG. Oh, say can you see. By the dawn's early light..."
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Most Frank scenes are funny. I love when he's singing I will survive
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL LOL!
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Agreed.
Also all scenes with the Worm Guys, especially when they're playing twister & when they're in the elevator - 'too scared - can't move '.
The funniest scene is when K, J, and the Worm guys are back at MIB and K is shooting the robot. He runs out of ammo and bends back up into the elevator. One of the worms then replies "Limber"
Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?-Blazing Saddles
When Frank is barking to Who Let The Dogs Out
shareJ: let's put it on.
K: put what on?
J: the last suit you'll ever wear........again.....ka*sigh*
Jeebs: do you remember me?
K: no, i'm pretty good with faces, think i'd remember something like that.
Definitely the doorman at MIB.
"'Bout time you guys got here 'cause that pretty lady in there is causing all kinds a'Hell."
The way he delivered it was great.
- The bit where J is riding Larry (the giant worm) through the subway tunnel. There's a shot of some people sitting in a train station, briefly looking up as a subway train passes by. Then Larry roars by and they briefly look up like it's just another subway train. The execution made it work, I crack up every time.
- Anything with Frank or the Worm Guys.
"Lock and load, baby!"
"Yo mama" (love the way Neeble says that)
"Quit touching my butt."
"Oh, I thought it was your face."
www.alienexperience.com- great Alien/Predator forum!
my favorite part was when agent j was trying to tell kevin brown that he was agent k and he started talking to the alien and making clicking noises. i had to crack up on that part. i also cracked up about i could be agent M
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Men in black 2 RULES!! dont diss!! one of my most funniest films ever!!!
Agent J: Could I have your attention, please?
[Neuralyzes the crowd]
Agent J: Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been *eaten*. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! "Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Blackman!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like ...
[Neuralyzes the crowd again]
Agent J: The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening.
[He leaves, neuralyzing Larry in the driver's seat on his way]
and the no i take it back HE looks like crap was sooo funny!
this wayy made me laugh!
The ballchinian.
shareSerleena and Gap Bot, when she calls for it and says" i've got plans for you". That thing was a dildo shaped looking robot. A lot of people didn't get the sexual innuendo on that scene. She gave it the sexiest look.
shareNear the end when Will Smith is fighting that floating guy who tried to steal and sell the Earth's ozone and it cuts to the worms in the ducts and one of the worms says, "Rectum, Damn near killed him." They laugh and then another one says, "Never get tired of that one."
share- the look on js face when the autopilot driver deploys on his lap.
- the thing i love about the pipes is that even after he gets off them, he still has time to look cool, readjust his tie and calmly walk over even tho theres like 5 secs left!
- id be like naw
luv dis moviee
You'd be like "flush me J, flush me!" and I'd be like "Naw"
shareHow about Will Smith and Rahzel (the human beatbox) speaking in an alien language in the post ofice? That cracked me up together with that scene where Will explains that the MIB cars come standard with white chauffers, as the clack guys kept getting pulled over by the cops.
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i like the scene where J comes back to his car and finds Frank sitting there listenting to "Who Let The Dogs Out" and he's barks when they say "who who who"
shareYeah, the struggle off the pipes was very funny in a slapstick way, but my favorite is when the goons hit Jeebs' place and the huge brown one with the hat and seriously DEEP voice said, "Lower your weapon." And J said, "Noooo" in the lowest voice he could muster! Fantastic! Funny every time.
shareAnything Frank was in.
When You Know Better, You'll Do Better.
MY favorite part is after watching that tape at the video store, and J tells the guy and the girl to do all of that stuff, when the guy (played by David Cross) picks up a shovel and goes, "Mom?"
I love dark humor.