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Please, please, can we do favorite lines???

posted 14 years ago by puplover
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This movie NEVER ceases to crack me up; it was on tonite.

Almost everything Gene Hackman said was hilarious:"Billy Graham, nah, too liberal."

radio announcer re the recently deceased Jackson's last words: "put the money on the dresser, chocolate"

Hackman: "AND, HE tells that beige savage what to do..."/"Aristotle Onassis was the same way...and ALL of the French, especially Mitterand."

Albert wheezing in the kitchen in the morning, Val walks in and says "Oh, you've heard"

Albert crying over the photo album and says "OHHHHH, the penmanship award, waaaaaa!"

Please people...add on!!! Thank you....!!!!!

[–] dextermovies 13 years ago

Armand: You're giving him drugs now? What the hell are Pirin tablets?

Agador: It's Aspirin with the A and the S scraped off.

Armand: Brilliant

The Doge did what a Doge does when a Doge does his duty to a Duke.

[–] tyshimah3 13 years ago

Gah.!! I love all the lines and scenes that everyone has mentioned.

Agador: "I made it up! I made it up!!"

Armand: "SIT DOWN! Please."

Mrs. Keeley: "Interesting China. Looks like young men playing leap frog. Is it Greek?"

Albert: "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum."

Albert: "Victoria Page will not dance the dance of the red shoes tonight."

Armand: "I made you short?"

>>>So many more<<<<
This movie is full of great one liners.

**Michael.JACKSON**

[–] rabbyt1 13 years ago

lol the gum line KILLS me every time :)

[–] tyshimah3 11 years ago

yes! And Nathan Lane's delivery is on point!

"Do you even remember what you came here to find?"

[–] ladyzara2781 12 years ago

When Armand is coming back into the room and Senator Keely is talking and says "now I don't think it's right to kill an abortion doctor.." and Armand clutches his chest and breathes in sharply. Just the look of complete horror cracks me up every time!

[–] Samurai_Joe_Marshall 12 years ago

"Join Jay on The Tonight Show with guests Yasser Arafat and Kate Moss!"

It was just said in the background, but it had me cracking up.

[–] smokes128-1 12 years ago

they cut back to Albert at the dinner table, talking about his parents

"and from that day on they decided to look for a cemetery they really loved instead of eating tofu."

[–] Catnip_Everdeen 12 years ago

Every single word Agador said.

This movie never gets old. So darn funny.

007 reporting for duty

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[–] amh6568 12 years ago

Albert: "fairy dust, fairy dust, fairy dust"

Agador singing: "she works hard for the money"

Agador: "I made it up! I made it up!"

Agador: "Eez de chooze"

Armand: "so this is hell. and there's a crucifix in it"

Armand: "its like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable"

[–] Benzo99 12 years ago

Senator keeley: "I don't usually drink"

Agador: "yeah, but now's the time to pretend"

I love this movie!!

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[–] Shane30794-799-181266 12 years ago

Lady, not for a million dollars...

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