Best/Funniest Lines?


To me, the funniest line was when Bert was yelling at Frank. "You what?? You opened it?! Frank, haven't I always told you to stay away from those barrels?" I like that line because it was like Bert was the parent and Frank the child. Frank did a stupid thing, but I couldn't help admiring his courage towards the end.

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My favorite is when the yellow cadaver is going ****ing BERSERK in the cold storage room, and Freddy asks what it wants, to which Frank replies, crying:

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS SORE!"

Hilarious.

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intresting, the way i remmeber he answers: i dont know, why dont you go and ask him.

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"Common sense is not so common."
- Voltaire

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Nope, that's later when Burt asks Frank and Freddy if they're sure it's a dead cadaver in there. Frank responds, 'Well why dont you go in there and find out.' Burt says, 'Nah i believe you.'

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There's so many funny lines/scenes, but 1 of my favs is when the zombie gets on the ambulance radio and says: "send more paramedics!" And of course, "Brains! brains, brains, Brains!"

We saw it when it opened and were rolling on the floor in the theatre...this is one of those rare comedy/horror movies that can pull off the gruesome with hilarity...






wooOOooo

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Zombie "SEND...MORE..PARAMEDICS"
Frank "I can't stand this, you son of a b!tch!!!"
Burt "I hit the f ucking brain!!!"
Burt "You opened it!! You stupid moron!! You idiot!!!"
Frank "OH JESUS!!!"

"For every *beep* there was once a good man"

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the way Freddy says "Stupid *beep* to Bert in the conversation after they wake up always made me laugh. its such an honest response.

Feed Me a Stray Cat

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MORE BRAINS!

All in all you're just a nother brick in the wall.

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You think this is a fûckin' costume? This is a way of life.

-awesome

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*beep* you ball buster

suicide was awesome

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when spider and the gang are huddled together in the cemetary when the first zombie comes up out of the ground and they hear off in the distance a moaning sound and spider says "what the f... was that"

for some reason that always makes me laugh...

and dont forget freddy saying to tina something like "you made me break my hand completely off this time, but i still love you baby, and i know you love me... so let me eat your brains"

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There are so many funny lines.....my favorite is "watch your tongue if you like this job". Just hilarious.

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"Like this job?!" :-)

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grrr...I was just gonna say that one. I think my favorite one is when they see Tarman, run out and leave Spider there to hold the door and he yells "Stupid fakkers!

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You were the first person to mention that line about Freddy having to watch his tonge to keep his job. That was the line that always cracked me and my friends up the loudest.

The "Rapid weasels" scene also got us going.

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Helicopter!

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Whenever Spider tells Trash "I try not to think about dying too much" after she goes on her hilarious rant about being killed.

Mausoleum 5/10
Taken 8/10
Simon Says 5/10
And Soon The Darkness 7/10

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"hey *beep* you ball-buster!" lol

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This one wasnt necessarily a line but when the 2nd ambulance came and they got near the other ambulance truck, i thought it was funny how all the zombies just came and clotheslined one of them. I also thought it was funny when the 3 cop cars park near the woods and just as they get out, the zombies come out of the woods as if they were giving someone a surprise birthday party.

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When the old lady is on the table....

Spider-(holds pole)- I'll bust it in the damn head.

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