To me, the funniest line was when Bert was yelling at Frank. "You what?? You opened it?! Frank, haven't I always told you to stay away from those barrels?" I like that line because it was like Bert was the parent and Frank the child. Frank did a stupid thing, but I couldn't help admiring his courage towards the end.
shareLots of goods one here. One of my favorites is when the teens are first breaking into the cemetery, there is an aerial shot and this disjointed bit of dialog as they figure out how to get through the gate:
Spider: "What you gonna do Scuz?"
Scuz: "I just want to look around the graveyard. I've never seen one before."
Spider: "Ain't you never been to a funeral?"
Scuz: "I never knew no one that died."
Tina: "I don' think this is such a good idea..."
[Suicide gets something out of the car]
Chuck: "What's that?"
Suicide: "Road flares, asswipe."
Chuck: "What do you want with those?"
Casey: "I JUST WANNA PARTeeeEEE!"
The final line is so ridiculous and hilarious, total self-aware parody.
Something about the initial dialog between Freddy and Frank when Frank's showing him the ropes. It's played so straight and normal but it puts a big smile on my face. Like when he shows him the half dogs and Freddy starts growling at them and Frank says something like "Stop screwing around...you're learning"
"God Damn, dipsh!t Rodriguez, gypsy dildo...PUNKS!"
Yeah, I love the opening to this movie.
shareFor me, it wasn't so much the lines, but Frank's facial expressions and the way he spoke in the beginning of the movie that I found hilarious. Frank definitely stole the show IMO.
Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Criedshare
Spider talking about one of the corpses being all black & slimy and shiz!
shareWhen they're waiting for Freddy to get off work:
Scuz: What time does Freddy get off?
Tina: Ten O'clock.
Suicide: I ain't sittin' here two effing hours.
Chuck: We could always go drive around.
Suicide: I don't got gas. You wanna buy some gas,IDIOT?
Chuck: I was kidding.
Scuz: We could go fool around in there for a while.
Casey: You mean that CEMETARY?!?!? Ohhh.
Trash: Oh, let's do that.
Then when it's raining and they get back in the car:
Spider: ROLL UP THE MOTHER EFFIN WINDOWS, MAN!!
Suicide: I don't have any windows I busted em!"
***
Frank: I don't know, I just...all I know is that it was stored over at the medical supply warehouse, where you were, and these two geniuses managed to open the God damned container and let the son of a b!tch out!
ANNNNND:
Freddy: First I got a really effed headache, then my stomach started cramping-cramping up, now my arms and legs are cramping up!
Freddy: First I got a really effed headache, then my stomach started cramping-cramping up, now my arms and legs are cramping up!