What's everybody's FAVORITE line.
"This...this is ice. This is what happens when water gets cold. This...this is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated."
PS: Beware the Pitch Black II. I drank a 2 liter of it, and now I lowered myself to.... making boards. NO!!!
"You wasted 4 min. of my life, and I want it back!"
-Moleman, from Simpsons
Kent: "You'll rue the day!"
Chris: "'Rue the day'? Who talks like that?"
One night I followed him down there, and a saw the scariest sight I have ever seen...Laso...in his pajamas.
shareChris: "Don't eat that!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Chris: "Don't you know that stuff can give you large breasts? (Looks at her chest) Oh, God, I'm too late!"
My personal favorite, from the beginning of the movie when Hathaway and Don are driving in the car----
Don: We're falling way behind, Jer.
Jerry [turns to him with a smug look on his face]: We're not making cheese sandwiches.
Chris pulls some ice out of the kitchen freezer and slices the ice into a coin shape for the vending machine.
Mitch: Is that liquid nitrogen?
Chris: Uh-huh!
Here's the script:
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Real-Genius.html
ginobarracuda
Between this movie and Fletch, I'm set for one-liners and various fun replies. One that I've used numerous times is when Knight is running in search of Mitch and bumps into the girl under the arches:
"I'm very sorry! I'll buy you a car..."
Any time I bump into someone accidentally and have to keep going, that's what comes out.
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"Knowledge is good." - Emil Faber
I do love that, then when he continues, "I don't have one, it's my dad's". Just the thought of Chris Knight driving his dad's car cracks me up.
share"Why does he keep going into our closet?"
"Why do you keep going into our closet?"
"To get my clothes, but thats not why he goes into our closet."
"Of course not, he's twice your size, they'd never fit him..."
ah, not so much a line but still so funny.
*chris finishes hathaway's test quick, hands him little note:*
"I ACED THIS"
also,
"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility. "
I use that constantly...
I can't name them all there are so many:)
My favourite lines are almost always when Mich and Hathaway are speaking with each other. It feels like, throughout the film, that each character makes theother funnier. Chris makes Jerry funnier, and Jerry makes Chris funnier.
I looove this one
"Stay off the rug!"
"what's up, doc?"
"Sit down."
"Who were those guys?"
"YOU ARE NO LONGER OF ANY USE TO ME!!"
"That's an interesting way to open up a conversation"
"I'm giving Kent the Darlington job"
"Did you suddenly find humor? You already gave me the job".
I use that last line "did you suddenly find humor?" or when people ask me what i want i say, "world peace...but I don't think this is the time to discuss it."
..and every one of them words rang true and glowed like burnin' coal..
In the beginning of the movie after all the generals and other big shots watch the animation of the "Star Wars" style kill
DECKER
Good. Just as long as we get a working weapon out of it by June. Right, general?
ROY
I wouldn't know, Dave. I haven't had a working weapon since Korea.