What's everybody's FAVORITE line.
"This...this is ice. This is what happens when water gets cold. This...this is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated."
PS: Beware the Pitch Black II. I drank a 2 liter of it, and now I lowered myself to.... making boards. NO!!!
"You wasted 4 min. of my life, and I want it back!"
-Moleman, from Simpsons
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I like the scene at the tanning invitational, where Chris walks the nerds in and shows them the beauty school students. He tells one of the nerds:
CHRIS: "These girls are not used to geniuses. You might impress them."
Sexually frustrated nerd: "I don't see how!"
"I dunno...burn stuff?"
Chris: Where are you going?
Kent: To the bathroom.
Chris: Ok, but I don't think that will help your confidence any.
Lazlo: How did you do?
Chris: I passed but I failed!
Lazlo: Then I'm happy and sad for you.
Chris Knight: "I guess you'll just have to hammer later."
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
Not exactly a quote, but I love the scene where they are all studying, and the one kid stands up and just starts screaming his head off and leaves the room. Then the other kid just takes his place at the table like nothing happened!!
Kent to Mitch: "Can I get you something... a balloon?"
shareHathaway: What do you want Knight?
Chris: World peace, but I don't think this is the time to discuss it.
I love that part. I also love the whole scene when Chris solves the energy problem with the ice and everything.
*My friends, if we are the future, can the world survive?*
Has to be the sun god like robes quote but if I had to pick a second?
"But Kent, we were going to make you king of the Winter Carnival"
Chris- "Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?"
David Decker- "She happens to be my daughter."
Chris- "Oh, then I guess you have."
"I have done more in this chair here then I could have ever done in Hollywood." -Dick York
"Now you listen to me Jesus... This is Jerry's house; and we're very close."
and
Kent talking into his glasses- "Helloooooooooo?"
You know Mitch, I use to be you, and lately I've been missing me, so I asked Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure. Shirts are in the top drawer, pants are in the bottom. I didn't know what to do with the sport jacket so I threw it out. Duck!
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