What's everybody's FAVORITE line.
"This...this is ice. This is what happens when water gets cold. This...this is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated."
PS: Beware the Pitch Black II. I drank a 2 liter of it, and now I lowered myself to.... making boards. NO!!!
"You wasted 4 min. of my life, and I want it back!"
-Moleman, from Simpsons
Its not a line but I have always loved Chris' aquarium made out of a water cooler. I have thought about building one myself but actually hooking up the spigots to the house water lines so you can get a drink from it
sharewhen Chris realizes his laser problem can be solved with the liquid nitrogen, and he jumps around in the kitchen area joyously, sticks his head in the freezer and says:
HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE FROZEN!?!?!
In that same scene when Chris is running down the hall:
Chris: Gotta find Mitch
Runs into some guy and grabs him
Chris: Your not Mitch (Then shoves him out of the way and keeps going)
I don't know why but that always cracks me up.
Might not be the exact lines but I think you all know what I mean.
at the freshmans tea, about 'getting down verbally' by the ol professor.
so many good lines. Ive even used some in real life
- Do you still run?
- ...only when chased.
"Ahhh Dr Hathoway's bright new star!"
"Yes sir"
"We've been told to expect great things from you, a word of advice?"
*fumbles for notebook* "Uh, yes sir?"
"uh, Always, *pause* never forget to check your references"
"uh, thank you sir, excuse me"
*Mitch leaves*
"I think the young people enjoy it when I 'get down' verbally, don't you?"
My favorite line is "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said...'I drank what?'"
shareChris: *looks out the crashed window* "OH MY GOD!" *turns to Mitch* "It heading for the gas tanks!" *throws himself on the floor and drags Mitch down too*
shareVal Kilmer had probably the best lines in the movie. Here's my favorites
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Chris Knight: This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated
Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? *beep* Knight" has a nice ring to it.
Chris Knight: Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"
"I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh? You guys got any milk?" - Henry Gale, LOST
"You still run?" "Only when Chased"
shareStop Playing With Yourself!
Every day is a new chance to stop procrastination.
Chris: Look. Kent has his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mother does that with my underwear.
Chris: Your mother puts license plates inyour underwear? How do you sit?
Chirs: I was pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank WHAT?"
Jordan: Oh hi! I was just sanding my floors!
you guys are forgetting an important one...
Kent are you coming?
No, I'm... gonna.. go to the bathroom first.
Alright, but you're not gonna gain any confidence by doing that.
Whenever anyone is meeting me for the first time, and they say "are you Tony?" I always reply, "I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear."
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The other good non-verbal part is when Mitch keeps going into the classroom to find more and more students replaced by tape recorders and eventually the professor is just a recording too.
"I'm Jerry Hathaway ... with Everything. Tonight we're going to examine something most people overlook ... the colon." His delivery is way too serious and it seems like the exact type of show you'd see on PBS.
Or when Hathaway asks Mitch's parents if he was adopted and they say no and he says "It's amazing ..."
Right after the cha-cha scene Chris decides to work on the laser so he tells Mitch to go in the cage and do whatever and he says "take your time" and then a second later after he's set his mirror he shouts "WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?"