What's everybody's FAVORITE line.
"This...this is ice. This is what happens when water gets cold. This...this is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated."
PS: Beware the Pitch Black II. I drank a 2 liter of it, and now I lowered myself to.... making boards. NO!!!
"You wasted 4 min. of my life, and I want it back!"
-Moleman, from Simpsons
Jerry to Chris: "You still run?"
Chris: "Only when chased"
I still use that...
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
Theodore Roosevelt
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/Jerry stares at the builders on his house
"What are you looking at? You should be labouring, so labour"
/Jerry then looks at them smugly
"Thats what you get for not having an education"
haha, Jerry is a pure smug a**hole but he is very funny..
Okay it's mean because we're supposed to be rooting for Mitch, but when he's on the phone with his Mom and she tells him she rented out his room to the plumber, Mitch says "well can't we share it?" or something, it's just so pathetic. You have to laugh.
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The funniest part isnt even really a line, but when they are studying and the student just gets up and goes bezerk screaming. F**ing hilarious! I never quite figured out if he just finally snapped, or did he have some epiphany like discovering some scientific breakthrough, or maybe a combination of both.
shareIf you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?
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After Hathaway gets pissed at Chris for hitting on Susan..
"YOU ARE NO LONGER OF ANY USE TO ME!"
Chris: That's an interesting way to open up a conversation ..
Hathaway; I'm giving KENT the Darlington job.
Chris: Did you suddenly find humor? You already gave me the job.
LOL I love the did you sudenly find humor line..I use it a lot.:)
You've got to get even with Jerry Hathaway;it's a moral imperative!-REAL GENIUS
Not sure if anyone has posted this - didn't see it in the first two pages, but my favorite line is:
"Well, what are you looking at? You're laborers, you're supposed to be laboring! What's what you get for not having an education!"
Just summed up the guys arrogance and bastardy perfectly!
Chris: Taste this.
Mitch: What is it?
Chris: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs.
(Mitch spits it out)
Chris: Relax, its just yogurt.
Also when Hathaway throws away the apple Chris gave him & it explodes!
Sometimes I give myself the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.-Green Day
"Whatsay we watch this film on blinding techniques then get some lunch". "Up the voltage".
shareI've seen this movie probably 30 times, but each time I watch a new quote or two jump out at me. My new favorite is when Mitch goes to the lab for the first time, and meets Kent, stuttering Bodie and the other guy. Kent asks Mitch, "Can I get you something? A balloon?"! Quite a zinger, coming from him!
shareSince I became a teacher I use this anytime I make one of those pins or "dad" jokes that doesn't land:
"I think the young people appreciate it when I...get down, verbally, don't you?"
Still goes over their heads, but I laugh!