Are some superheroes objectively more ridiculous than others?

Yea, you're biased

When grown men salivate over them, they're ALL ridiculous.

Get married, start a family. Grow the fuck up.

I don't disagree. I think it is hard enough to pull off Superman with a more realistic tone. It will be interesting to see how Hawkgirl/Hawkman are handled.

Captain America and Batman don't have "super powers" Superman can planets from their orbits is a little to much.

Judging from the number of things in quotes in the original post.. yes I realize expecting realism is a losing battle. However there are levels to suspending disbelief, and I am beginning to get the sense that the studios are beginning to steer to a much younger demographic and more frivolous story lines instead of exploring serious themes. Perhaps it is time to grow up and move on as some have said. However genre such as fantasy and sci-fi have managed to pull this off and endure - no one says these are just for kids.

I don't know about individual superheroes per se but what about the Fantastic Four?

No huge fan or anything but didn't they get their powers after being hit by some space gamma radiation or such like? Yet one goes all stretchy, another starts shooting out flames, etc. How exactly did those differing powers occur from the same origin?

“Plausible”. That’s the funniest thing yet. HE’S SUPERMAN G’dammit. What the f*%k did you expect? He’s an old character from an old DC comic. It came out, this is the way it was wrote and it is what it is, but we’ve already have known this for ALL these years. What the hell makes you bitch about it now? I’m debating what I’m expecting from this version but I guess it’ll be decent. In the trailers we see him bleeding and a little bit roughed up so I”m wondering what that’s all about but again we’ll see.

The rest of you can shove it, I mean I don’t care if he’s white, black, Asian, what have you but this is how the character was written and after all this time who are you all to take issue with it? Don’t like it? Then don’t f*ing see it, that’s all I got to say to the people here. Instead of being crazy and arguing about it.

With Superman, he's an alien from another planet that had a different sun. That's not the most unbelievable. Though I like him Hulk probably has the most ridiculous origin in comics. Banner gets hit by a radioactive bomb and it ends up causing him to turn into a grey monster at night. Then the monster turns green though mostly cause grey didn't print well back then. Then Banner uses a radioactive machine he somehow can power in a cave to turn into said monster and be in control of it. Til he loses control of it and that's when he started transforming in fear/rage. It's ridiculous and I like it but it's not realistic.