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Faked ratings,toe curlingly bad movie

posted 9 years ago by laurenspilger
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The ratings must be fake, a 6+ can never be the consensus over this movie. The movie is so bad, it's toe curling. A fine example of many horrible scenes, where Robert DeNiro is in bed with a girl, smoking an e-cigarette:

DeNiro: You ever try a real cigarette?
Girl: I only smoke vapor baby
DeNiro: Used to just roll tobacco in paper, then enter the filter, now this vapor *beep* If and whenever you have kids, they won't even know what a real cigarette is. They'll just think it's something from old movies.
Girl: What are you saying baby?
DeNiro: Everything dies. From the moment something's born or invented, we're on a one-way course with obsolescence.
Girl: Obso-what?

How do you make this *beep* up? Damn. The sheer stupidity of the girl, the conversation, just a fine example of all that is to follow when you start watching this movie. I really did wanted to like it, but that's just impossible.

[–] TennesseeTarheel 8 years ago

Well, something MUST be up. It went straight to Netflix.

[–] TennesseeTarheel 8 years ago

Well, something MUST be up. It went straight to Netflix.

[–] RVS (115) 7 years ago

Just watched this on Amazon. Was terrible. I give it 2 stars.The worst part is the script. And Carano. I know she's a superb fighter but in this movie she had what, 3 seconds of fighting? The rest was just her not acting well. Stop giving roles to people who can't convey a convincing character. There's really nothing redeeming about this film. Speed was better. Heist is clownish, overblown, over the top and pretty stupid. Reminds me of Demolition Man, another silly action film. Even great actors like Morgan and Gosselaar couldn't save it. Yes, the kid from Saved by the Bell can act. Just check out Pitch.

[–] OhHeyBro (362) 7 years ago

What does the stupidity of a certain character have anything to do with the quality of the movie, dumbass? What, are movies supposed to only contain smart characters? That makes no damn sense.

Dumbass.

The line about kids in the future not knowing what a real cigarette is was quite good.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 4 years ago

It was a remake of Speed, but without Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock, which, to me, makes it much better. I give it an 8, as an action movie with a heart. I loved the scene where Gina kicked the shit out of David Bautista.

You don’t have to like it. All that matters is that I do.

[–] OhHeyBro (362) 4 years ago

Why are you telling me this?