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Faked ratings,toe curlingly bad movie

posted 9 years ago by laurenspilger
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The ratings must be fake, a 6+ can never be the consensus over this movie. The movie is so bad, it's toe curling. A fine example of many horrible scenes, where Robert DeNiro is in bed with a girl, smoking an e-cigarette:

DeNiro: You ever try a real cigarette?
Girl: I only smoke vapor baby
DeNiro: Used to just roll tobacco in paper, then enter the filter, now this vapor *beep* If and whenever you have kids, they won't even know what a real cigarette is. They'll just think it's something from old movies.
Girl: What are you saying baby?
DeNiro: Everything dies. From the moment something's born or invented, we're on a one-way course with obsolescence.
Girl: Obso-what?

How do you make this *beep* up? Damn. The sheer stupidity of the girl, the conversation, just a fine example of all that is to follow when you start watching this movie. I really did wanted to like it, but that's just impossible.

[–] eak000-803-592657 9 years ago

GINA CARANO should never attempt to act again. so wooden and monotone, she could be a rapper

[–] laurenspilger 9 years ago

Well, you're not far off, she's an MMA fighter. 😂

[–] centauri2014 8 years ago

Maybe she earned some additional street cred from banging Superman.

Ladies and gentlemen...Mr.Conway Twitty

[–] scoup 9 years ago

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[–] DeviantHitman 9 years ago

dumbass.

There is nothing to see here folks.. move along now.

[–] laurenspilger 9 years ago

Thanks for your constructive criticism. I think your remark just made you the dumbass.

LOL

[–] DeviantHitman 9 years ago

You are complaining about the ignorance of some young bimbo who is in bed with someone 30-40 years older than her. Given the intelligence level of the younger generation it makes perfect sense, especially to someone fitting her character type. You think she is there with him for his mind, his geriatric dying body or cancer ridden ****? Or is it the fact she is just some casino bimbo and he is just easy access to cash/drugs/etc coming at the low low price of her *****?

The conversation made perfect sense and was perfectly written and insightful, it's a shame you weren't apt enough to catch the point it was making or feel the depth in which it was written and delivered.

So you come on here to cry and claim a film "must have faked/padded ratings" because there were actually people out there outside of you that actually enjoyed the movie. Yeah that's a stretch of a possibility to comprehend right? Someone actually enjoying the movie and giving it a fair rating?

Again, I saved myself having to type all this out the first time and summed it all up in one simple term. Dumbass. If the shoe fits, then you know what to do with it right? Or do you need that spelled out for you too?

But hey, I am dealing with someone who "really did wanted to like it". What more could I expect from you right.

"There will be a reckoning... a crisis..."

[–] sksep17 9 years ago

agreed 100%.

[–] disinter 9 years ago

This movie was really bad. Never in my life would I imagine giving a DeNiro movie a 4.

[–] massiveone666 9 years ago

Same here, a 4star rating for this cartoonishly ridiculous movie.

[–] j_da_piadade 9 years ago

I´m just wondering whether we watched the same movie!

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[–] jameswgarrity 9 years ago

You're still a dumbass

[–] chilone (17913) 4 years ago

Exactly. Some far fetched stuff but entirely enjoyable.

[–] sksep17 9 years ago

why are you so angry with your life?

[–] Cinema_Love 9 years ago

watch the movie first... i watch jurassic world who get over 7/10 and not much more than 4 by me, a big turkey that looks like a syfy flick with bigger budget... but it'S all a matter of taste... this flick is entertaining and deserve over 6 !

Last Movies: - No Escape: 9/10
- The Gift: 8/10
- MI 5: 7/10
- Sinister 2: 5/10

[–] massiveone666 9 years ago

Everything about this movie was insulting my intelligence.

[–] Cinema_Love 9 years ago

You are insulting our intelligence... it's an action film and 99% of the ideas has been already made. Try to do better junior !

Last Movies: - No Escape: 9/10
- The Gift: 8/10
- MI 5: 7/10
- Sinister 2: 5/10

[–] andri-file 9 years ago

Give it an one and give it a rest, will you.

[–] MongoLloyd 9 years ago

The sheer stupidity of the girl, the conversation

You are unfamiliar with bimbos, I see. I was with a bimbo once and she asked me what I liked and I said cunnilingus. She replied "Cut 'o what?"

Yeah, they exist.

.

[–] !!!deleted!!! (20055785) 9 years ago

Christ what a charmer. Still single by any chance?

[–] ezgoingkev 9 years ago

I saw De Niro and thought I should watch this. They should hide his name so fewer people waste their time.

[–] MongoLloyd 9 years ago

Still a re†ard by any chance?

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[–] !!!deleted!!! (20055785) 9 years ago

Woah your comebacks are as sophisticated as your lies about women you haven't met. I better watch myself with this mental giant.

[–] Misko195 9 years ago

You people don't know how to watch movie. I don't know what else to add.

“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”

[–] laurenspilger 9 years ago

I know what else you can add - you might add the proper way to watch a movie then. Ignore the bad parts and call it good, maybe?

[–] Misko195 9 years ago

That's signature, lol. It's not a part of the comment.

“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”

[–] laurenspilger 9 years ago

No it's not, i'm replying to this:

You people don't know how to watch movie. I don't know what else to add.

..not to your quote about broken English. Why would you even think that?