How would President Trump Destroy the alien bastards???
There's no way he doesn't have a master plan in case of an alien invasion.
I think he might use lasers!
There's no way he doesn't have a master plan in case of an alien invasion.
I think he might use lasers!
Trump would use the alien invasion as an excuse to put guns in the hands of every hillbilly he could find, beef up the military to astronomical proportions, and then tax the *beep* out of us when there was no way in hell we could pay for it all. He'd probably also try to build a wall around everything. And he'd confuse alien with illegal. We'd have to leave Earth.
shareAnd thus invade the alien homeworlds.
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He wouldn't, he'd just blame Obama for the invasion.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world
Same way obama blames EVERYTHING on Bush.. including bills he voted for as a senator.. somehow, magically, his vote didn't happen and B-B-B-BUSH did it all.. same way he had both houses of congress in a veto proof majority.. and did NOTHING .. NO illegal immigrant bills, no gun control, no tax reform, no job bills.. NOTHING.. and there weren't enough GOPers to veto anything.. so they just waited till the GOP got in office so they'd have scapegoats.. he still did nothing.. but now he has someone to blame.. the evil congress..
share"same way he had both houses of congress in a veto proof majority.. and did NOTHING ....and there weren't enough GOPers to veto anything.. so they just waited till the GOP got in office so they'd have scapegoats.. he still did nothing.. but now he has someone to blame.. the evil congress.."Good job!! Thanks for proving you right wing brainwashed idiots living in your conservative bubble that listen to nothing but the lies on Fox news and right wing hate radio are least informed most ill informed morons on the planet.
He'll build a Dyson Sphere!
Star Trek TNG folks will know what I'm talking about!!!!
Not sure .. but we know Killary would blame the invasion on the GOP and suggest taking guns away from the USA would show them a sign that we are not violent.. meanwhile they'd be killing everyone.
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He would use lot's of *beep* and then the earth and the moon would blow up.
shareTrump would give an inspirational speech:
"I will build a dome around the planet so that all four corners are protected and make the space invaders pay for it! What's that? The earth is spherical not flat? Doesn't matter -- I have great relations with the aliens. They love me. They think I'm great. In fact, they read my tweets and know I'm great. Everything will be great!"
"Next question . . . "
HahA! That's great! Sounds just like Trump!
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