How would President Trump Destroy the alien bastards???

Since it's more likely that Trump is an alien than a human, I'd say we're all screwed in the event of an invasion.

He'd suck them all till they died.

The Queen would look Trump in the eye and say, "You're fired" and do her thing.

Liberals get their feelings hurt so easy. Life is good.

He'll start a business with them, bankrupt them, then a lawsuit and a reality tv show.

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna

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Trump would insert his ego into the situation somehow. He would tweet something like "congratulations to me I was right," while large portions of the planet are being destroyed. He would call the queen bee some derogatory name and say there was blood coming out of her eyes and blood coming out of her whatever. This would piss off the queen bee who would then kill him just so she didn't have to listen to the aggravating noise coming out of his mouth. Bill Pullman would then sacrifice his life to bring the queen bee out of her ship and Maika Monroe and Liam Hemswoth would risk their lives to kill said queen bee. The members of Trump's family would sue to preserve the Donald's image and claim he deserved the credit for saving the world.

"We need to build a ceiling!"