There's no way he doesn't have a master plan in case of an alien invasion.
I think he might use lasers!
If it's intelligent life far beyond human capabilities, it'll be the sound of his voice. That'll be enough to prevent an invasion.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Hillary would tell us how dangerous they were, while accepting donations from them for the Clinton Foundation in exchange for favors.
shareOh easy.
He'd make a deal with them. Hold off for a few weeks while he looted Earth, then sell them the planet for a lot of gold and jewels and an FTL ship loaded with supermodels and bail like the coward and big mouth he is leaving Earth to be destroyed.
They who give up liberty to
obtain a temporary safety deserve
neither liberty or safety
He for one would welcome our new alien overlords
shareThe better question is how would Hillary Clinton? Oh wait, she wouldn't stop them. She would allow them right in by the hordes and give them the freedom do change everything to the way it was on their home planet and make all the people already here conform.
shareThe better question is how would Hillary Clinton? Oh wait, she wouldn't stop them. She would allow them right in by the hordes and give them the freedom do change everything to the way it was on their home planet and make all the people already here conform.
No the Aliens will replace him with their own impersonator and no one would be able to tell when he is talking goofy.
~Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes~