How would President Trump Destroy the alien bastards???
There's no way he doesn't have a master plan in case of an alien invasion.
I think he might use lasers!
There's no way he doesn't have a master plan in case of an alien invasion.
I think he might use lasers!
He would ask the Russians to hack their emails, that'll show them !
That or give them a mean comb over .
He'd grab them by the pu$$y and let Hillary cough up green crap on them!
The validity of my answers is highly dependent on the intelligence of the question..or lack thereof.
Its easy. Trump sends the aliens a picture of himself naked. He is so repulsive aliens will declare earth a no-fly zone.
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He'd tweet them to death.
shareHe would *beep* them all to death ...
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Oh please! He would leave us hanging.
shareHe'd join them in exchange for 100 billion dollars. Then he'd expose all our secrets, the earth would be destroyed, he'd sit in the alien mothership counting his useless money while crying out of happniness because he's now the richest human alive.
shareI don't see Trump being much of a uniter as Thomas J. Whitmore in this scene. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A
I also don't see him getting into a jet to fight the Harvesters personally. I guess a temporary bone spur would prevent Trump from flying a jet.