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Why not wake up 20! hot chicks?


Heck, why not 60? Man, think of the possibilities... 😍

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If he is literally the only man, he would end up sleeping with many of them. But at the same time he would get overpowered and outvoted an end up living with a bunch of feminazis. So not a good long term investment. He has enough drama with one woman being woken up after she finds out he is responsible!

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I was thinking the same thing! He can't even handle one woman, how is he supposed to handle 20!? Dude would be dead by the end of the week.

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Yeah but what a week.

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Lol!

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Hahaha.

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They wouldn’t have anything do do with him. With 21 awake and one being a man, they’d easily know what happened and why.

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Your post was hilarious as well as terrifying.

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TBH
buddy should've sabotaged at least 17 sleeping beds to make the malfunction plausible. i mean how dafuq was Jenny not suspicious the entire time that only 2 beds woke up prematurely..?!

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she shoulve been sus when he wasnt surprised or incredibly happy to see another face

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Well, 2 or 1 or 10. The number doesn't matter, if it happens for just one it can happen for 2 ...

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This movie would have worked better as a comedy, where he woke up only hot women, telling them their hibernation pods had malfunctioned.

The women start to get suspicious why the only pods on the ship that ever malfunction are that of young, conventionally-attractive women.

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^ hah, exactly

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The movie can end with the women killing him by feeding him poisoned mushrooms, like with Clint Eastwood in The Beguiled.

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That does sound funny, as was the first season of the FOX comedy "Last Man on Earth". But there was such a hue and cry, they lurched starting in season two toward really nerfing the main character to compensate.

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It would be better to do it one at a time. Then, once you get sick of the girl, you take her for a date on the tethered suits outside the ship and oops, accidentally detach her tether. Oh well...on to the next pod.

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FBI has your location

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Good cuz I got all turned around in this nature preserve and am lost. Tell em to come git me!

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Who wouldve played the other 19 hot chicks?? Ana de Armas, Megan fox, Alice Eve, Emila Clarke, ScarJo, Margot Robbie, Gal Gadot, Charlize, AJolie (oof! Imagine her when she found out!) ok that probably enough or the budget too high !

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If he woke up 20 of the hottest chicks, they'd probably...

Tell the guy who woke them up to buzz off creep, while they drank free wine from the robot bar, and searched the ship's records to find 20 hotter guys.

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Hahaha, nice.

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Yeah, but they're women, so they wouldn't know how to operate the hibernation pods and get them to malfunction. So they'd have to get Chris Pratt to do it, and he'd never agree to that.

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Because he's not that scummy.

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