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My superb Immersion satire on these genuine "Guardians of History"


Sorry, I see some fresh triggering has happened with regards to this fictional production, and was worried my world class post regarding the "definitely not racists", with absolutely genuine concerns re what they don't like seeing in period set works of fiction, would get lost.

Therefore I thought I'd place it in it's own thread for future posterity / ease of finding. I have removed reference to any particular user because this mindset appears to be common to a particular subset of lacking self awareness, definitely NOT racist (πŸ˜‚) individuals...

Boy it must be a barrel of laughs for Mrs Upstanding Historian (if she existed) visiting the cinema with you. I can just picture the scene...
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Upstanding Historian sits upright, erect, tense in his seat. White knuckles firmly gripping his armrests. Foaming froth visibly bubbling, his lower jaw protrudes grating anxiously:-

"There better not be any of those blacks in this film or I am going to FxCKxNG. LOSE. IT!"

"It's not that I'm racist mind. Oh no, it's just that when I go to see historically set action fiction movies I don't want to see THEM in it or it will take me right out of the film... That's all. Nothing against them. I mean they can go and star in THEIR own historical films can't they? I just don't want to see them in MY historical films."

The film begins. With no blacks to be seen Upstanding Historian settles comfortably down and begins to enjoy his immersive action film - historical accurate so far! - experience. Then Nicole Kidman appears onscreen:-

(To self)
"There's that Nicole Kidman. Now she was quite alright on that Eyes Wide Shut if you know what I mean, hee hee... No, hang on a minute, I don't want to be thinking of other films, the immersion it's going!"

"No but it's ok she looks the part, she looks the part. She's white, she's one of US. It's ok just forget about her, she looks the part, she's one of us... A genuine white Viking that's what she is. Oh look over there - a genuine looking Viking sword. It's all going to be ok... I'm immersed again... She looks the part. She's one of us. She's not one of THEM"

Upstanding Historian calms down. The sweat wiped from his brow, order has been restored. He begins watching his action fantasy film fully immersed, once again comforted by its authenticity to its historical setting.

The next scene begins. Willem Dafoe appears onscreen:-

(To self)
"Willem Dafoe! One of my favourite character actors... Oh no, it's happening again...", etc, etc...

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Wow. What a cutting and insightful post... NOT!

Claiming an equivalence in inaccuracy between the appearance of Nordic looking actors like Kidman and Dafoe with black actors placed anachronistically in a Viking movie is just too far of a stretch, bro. Literally nobody is thinking that way.

2 points for effort (ie so much typing) but zero points for content and logic. Negative 3 points for making up strawmen. Negative ten points for self-inflation by calling this gunk "world class".

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Thanks very much.

Glad you enjoyed it πŸ‘

And to reciprocate, personally I loved this:-

Nordic looking actors like Kidman

πŸ˜‚ Quality!

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If you don't think the blonde, blue-eyed Kidman looks Nordic, then what ethnicity do you see her as? Southeast Asian? Latina?

Man, you're a goofy dude.

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No - I just loved the hilarious euphemism for what you really meant to say!

You guys make me laugh. Plus 10 points!

Bravo πŸ‘

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So you obviously think an African-American woman would be a far better choice to play a medieval Viking queen.

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Yeah, obviously!!

Plus 10 points for sarcasm...

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this is one of the most idiotic posts I've ever read. Congrats.

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Well it was intended to be lampooning / absurd in nature so I'm glad you were able to appreciate it πŸ‘.

(Some people fail to see the humor as they are one of the "Guardians of History" in question)

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Trust me, I see the humor and appreciate it. When it exists. Here? Does Not.

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You don't see the humor of someone citing skin color as spoiling their immersion yet struggling to deal with seeing a recognisable face and trying to save their "honourable' position?

I think that's a real hoot but as I was saying below humor is subjective...

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Might be for you.

As long as he looks the part is ok. You WILL see people complaining about certain actors casted in roles that don't fit their image of the character regardless of the race.

There are few in Reacher.

Seeing some familiar face while watching a movie that fits the character doesn't break immersion. Seeing the character with traits that DON'T fit the character breaks the immersion.

Even when are in the perfect immersion medium (books) we do reconstruct the image of the character based on it's description based on familiar elements and a lot of time it will look close to someone we know.

And I bet that you are one of those that have whined about ScaJo in GitS or Gadot in Cleopatra, Tom Cruise in the Last Samurai (although he played a brit, lol) and so forth.

Yeah, humor is subjective but if you're the only one laughing at your own jokes maybe you should re-evaluate.

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Seeing some familiar face while watching a movie that fits the character doesn't break immersion. Seeing the character with traits that DON'T fit the character breaks the immersion.

That's quite a claim. Very much at the heart of the satire and what I was lasering in on with this part:-

"No but it's ok she looks the part, she looks the part. She's white, she's one of US. It's ok just forget about her, she looks the part, she's one of us... A genuine white Viking that's what she is. Oh look over there - a genuine looking Viking sword. It's all going to be ok... I'm immersed again... She looks the part. She's one of us. She's not one of THEM"


Maybe that's why you said you didn't find it funny if you can't appreciate that part?

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There's nothing to appreciate in that part there.

I wouldn't be ok with a white guy playing MLK either.

I wouldn't be ok with some white guy playing some african tribe leader either (him being the only white guy in the tribe).

Yes, that would break the immersion at least as much as a black viking jarl. It's not that it's one of US, it's that it is (or not) one of THEM, of the vikings or of the black tribe. It is or not out of place.

I know, when you watch a movie you disconnect your brain so logic doesn't apply anymore. I wonder if you don't leave that disconnected all the time ...

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There's nothing to appreciate in that part there.

I wouldn't be ok with a white guy playing MLK either.

It's interesting that you responded with that given the "that part there" I quoted previously never mentioned black guys playing anyone, it was specifically on the acceptance of a famous
white face not breaking immersion. It's weird this strawman is always thrown up in response rather than any counter to the fact that one is obviously going to recognise Nicole Kidman say...

I know, when you watch a movie you disconnect your brain so logic doesn't apply anymore

So you would be ok with a minor character not necessarily being white then? You do appreciate you are watching a movie after all. Good stuff.

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"It's interesting that you responded with that given the "that part there" I quoted previously never mentioned black guys playing anyone, it was specifically on the acceptance of a famous"

Of course you never mentioned that, because you would be 100% against it.

It doesn't matter if the famous face is white or black, what it matters is to match the character.

"So you would be ok with a minor character not necessarily being white then?"

It doesn't matter if the character is minor or major. Doesn't matter if it's white or black.

As long as they match the character, the settings and have a good back story it's ok.

You will never see me complaining about Jamie Fox in Robin Hood. Because it makes sense and it's logic. But a black viking jarl doesn't make sense and it's illogic.

Capisci? Too hard for you???

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Of course you never mentioned that, because you would be 100% against it.

I never mentioned it because that wasn't what I was talking about in the quote YOU responded to...

So yeah, too hard for a clown like me I guess πŸ‘.

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Kinda thirsty to post it again, isn't it? And satire works best when it edges just slightly beyond what's believable, but when you go so far overboard with the content of these thought bubble quotes, it just seems more silly than clever and funny. Read any piece from The Onion to understand why yours doesn't work.

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Love the Onion therefore surprised to see such a comment given the spoofing is spot on and very "onion-ish".

Humor is subjective I guess though, so perhaps just missing the mark with yourself...

Cheers πŸ‘

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Not to belabor the point too much, but the spoofing isn't spot on b/c neither the scenario nor the character is familiar. We don't experience that guy/gal, that way. It's supposed to be familiar for the reader/viewer to draw the immediate and obvious parallel. As you write, "Mrs Upstanding Historian (if she existed)" is the problem. She doesn't as a type that we all come across in that way. Who knows Mrs Upstanding Historian types and their inner dialogue at the theater?? And even if audible, would never be so over the top. That's not an imitation, but a scene no one experiences, including you. But it needs to be if it's supposed to be an effective spoof.

What you wrote just seems like an attack on that one person you were debating with who said "immersion" -- and it's made from whole cloth. Zinger to him, I guess, but not really a spoof for the rest of us.

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Yeah, I've heard this argument before, and it's incredibly stupid. By this logic, no well-known actor can ever play a part in any production again without ruining the experience. Which of course, is total nonsense, and nobody thinks this. This is a brand new argument no one else ever trotted out before you wokesters pulled it out of your ass about fifteen minutes ago to justify forced diversity.

You know what else is total nonsense? Anne Boleyn being played by a black actress. Or a 10th century Scandinavian being played by one. Yes, even a fictional 10th century Scandinavian. And it's not because everyone who sees the absurdity of this is racist. It's because Vikings, or any other Scandinavians of that period (they weren't all Vikings) for that matter, were simply not black. This is a historical fact. I know that's a bitter pill to swallow. Deal with it.

And if your answer is anything other than, okay, you've got me there, then please explain why you would not be fine with Ethan Hawke playing the lead in a movie about the life of Shaka Zulu, or Nicole Kidman playing Harriet Tubman, or Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd playing Mwindo (a mythical hero from the Congo region of Africa). Because we all know you wouldn't be.

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πŸ˜‚ I wouldn't give a monkeys about any of these things you've suggested there.

I purely enjoy the humor of people being triggered by the prospect of non white people playing parts in historical films whilst citing historical accuracy / immersion yet being unable to explain why a recognisable face doesn't produce the same result without resorting to nonsense strawman arguments...

It's just very funny.

By this logic, no well-known actor can ever play a part in any production again without ruining the experience. Which of course, is total nonsense, and nobody thinks this.

Of course it's total nonsense. It doesn't ruin anything because people are fully aware they are watching a film.

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I wouldn't give a monkeys about any of these things you've suggested there.


Yeah. Sure you wouldn't. This type of thing is so obviously hypocritical, and one way, that right now Gal Gadot is under fire for playing Cleopatra in an upcoming movie even though Cleopatra was white. She and her family were not native Egyptians, they were Greek/Macedonian. But a white-skinned actress is playing an Egyptian queen and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WHITEWASHING!!!

We're not "triggered" by the prospect of POC playing white characters we're fed up. We're tired of the forced diversity, and the fact that it's entirely a one way street. Let Gal Gadot play Cleopatra, or Scarlett Johansson play a Japanese manga character, or a transgender man, and the shaming begins. Let a black actress play Anne Boleyn or a black actor play Achilles, and how dare you object you racist! It's a double standard, and it's an obvious double standard.

No amount of justification, like this absurd argument of yours will erase the very obvious fact of it's being a double standard, and yes, we're tired of the hypocrisy.

Robert Eggers is known for making films that are accurate down to the fine details. It's very much his trademark. Even the cloak pins on the costumes have to be just so. He even explicitly stated this aim in an interview at the London premiere "There really hasn't been an accurate Viking movie ever before, and I was working with the greatest historians and archaeologists in the field and, one thing is for sure, this is the most accurate Viking movie that's ever been made."

Guess what? The people being "triggered" are the ones demanding a director abandon his signature stylistic touch -- strict historical accuracy -- for the sake of forced diversity.

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mmm, I don't know - that's a fairly lengthy response for someone not being triggered much...

Anyway, perhaps, given all your deflective blacks being replaced by whites comments, you've misunderstood the people I am lampooning. It's not that they don't want to see historical white leads replaced, it's that they don't want to see any blacks in their films whatsoever. No even a minor role as that would ruin their experience.

It's a kind of funny modern take on when people used to say "It's not that I'm racist, I just don't want them living in my neighborhood.

So to be fair maybe you aren't quite like that (?) given your worries on losing leading white roles...

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that's a fairly lengthy response for someone not being triggered much...


And that's a fairly arrogant and presumptuous comment for someone who's already been provided an alternate explanation.

No even a minor role as that would ruin their experience.


Yeah, a black actor in even a minor role would ruin this experience, because the film is set in Viking Age Scandinavia, and there were no blacks there. It ruins verisimilitude. Now if you want to set a film in the same period -- let's say a biopic about Norwegian King Harald Hardrada, who as a young man served in the Varangian Guard in Constantinople, then the crossroads of the world -- and there have him encounter blacks from sub-Saharan Africa, Arabs, Persians, central Asian peoples, etc. Great. That fits. It's historically accurate.

It's a kind of funny modern take on when people used to say "It's not that I'm racist, I just don't want them living in my neighborhood.


No it isn't. Wanting historical accuracy is not racist. I don't want to see black characters in Viking Norway or Iceland, because it's wrong for the period, and I didn't want to see Keanu Reeves in "47 Ronin" for the same reason. And being told we are racist for wanting historical accuracy is, in fact, one of the very things that people are so sick and tired of.

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How about gender swapping in Shakespearian works? That's pretty common. Is that something you're dead against?

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Not comparable. You're comparing cheese and chalk. Yes, I know the female parts were all played by male actors in Shakespeare's day. They also did in ancient Greece, Qing dynasty China, and Japanese kabuki (where men still play the female parts). That's because acting was considered a highly disreputable profession, and not suitable for women, hence, it was illegal for women to act on stage in England until 1660. That's a question of particular societies' notions of public morality, not historical accuracy.

The actors playing the roles may have been male, but the characters were female. And since our society is not plagued with puritanical moral ideas about acting as a profession, there is no reason to follow that custom, and indeed, good reason not to follow it: accuracy. Women are women, and should be played by women on screen or stage.

That said, when the replica of the Globe Theater was built in London, they did take the opportunity to stage plays with "original practices" and hired boys to play the female roles, just as in Elizabethan times (and replicate the stage direction, lack of stage dressing, etc. as well). As an immersive experiment, to see plays just as Elizabethan audiences would have experienced them, that's great. Not something we need to readopt across the board though.

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So, history aside, you don't have an issue with that?

As an immersive experiment, to see plays just as Elizabethan audiences would have experienced them, that's great.

But only immersive in terms of imagining what it would have been like "back in the day"? i.e. You couldn't be immersed in the theatrical experience purely in it's own right?

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No, history aside, I don't have a problem with that. I like and want historical accuracy in movies. I notice when the details are wrong, and it pulls me out of the film. Take another Viking movie: "The 13th Warrior." Overall, I enjoyed the film, despite its flaws, but I noticed that the swords used by the Viking characters were much cruder in appearance than historical ones really were, and I really noticed that one character wore a 17th century-style breastplate, and another one had (so help me!) a Roman gladiator's helmet! In the recent TV series "Vikings" and "The Last Kingdom" the details of costumes, weapons, etc. are so off base that I find it really frustrating. I know what these eras are supposed to look like and I'd like to see them depicted properly.

That's why I'm pleased to see Robert Eggers is apparently being over backward to get these details correct. But I have a master's degree in history, and my thesis was about the Viking settlements of the British Isles, so I'm apt to catch a lot of mistakes that would fly right over the heads of general audiences.

But you know what kind of mistake anyone can spot, one no one needs a degree for? A totally anachronistic, race-swapped character. I'm sure there are some actual racists who object on racist grounds, but most of us in the audience are simply frustrated at the inaccuracy, especially because it is so clearly one-way, and so clearly politically motivated. Woke politics are invading our entertainment, and we don't want that.

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Sorry, this is beginning to get too thin now.

Thanks for your thoughts though, I do find it very interesting to get one's psychological take on this, how one could watch and be immersed in gender swapped historical plays - which I guess anyone should be able to because if the drama is compelling enough it becomes about character rather than race, sex, whatever...

But I do find this a key comment:-

Woke politics are invading our entertainment, and we don't want that.

Entertainment in particular being the key word.

From what I understand this film is very much an action entertainment, with a particularly stylised color palette to boot. Different if we were talking a documentary take but personally I just can't wrap my head around for this "historical accuracy" requirement in specifically this type of production.

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Entertainment comes in great variety. Different artists prioritize different aspects. Robert Eggers prizes fine-detail historical accuracy. I like that, so his work appeals to me on that score. I don't care about race in and of itself, and I don't need characters to look like me to "feel represented." One of my favorite action movies is "Apocalypto," and not only am I fine with the fact that the protagonist is a "POC" despite my being white, if the actor were not someone who could physically pass for a 16th century Mesoamerican, that would bother me, because it would be historically wrong. Likewise, when I watch a Kurosawa film, I don't find my enjoyment diminished because the characters are all Japanese and I'm not. My enjoyment of "47 Ronin" was diminished because they so obviously shoehorned a non-Japanese character into this quintessentially Japanese story, where he flat out didn't belong (though the reason here was not political, just to get a Hollywood movie star in).

Personally, what I can't wrap my head around is people having a problem with prioritizing historical accuracy in historical films. That really makes no sense at all from my point of view.

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Personally, what I can't wrap my head around is people having a problem with prioritizing historical accuracy in historical films. That really makes no sense at all from my point of view.

Yeah, I guess that's the key difference.

If you were talking a historical video being produced for the Viking Visitors Centre in Oslo or somewhere then yeah maybe I could see the validity of such an argument perhaps.

But for a blockbuster Hollywood action production with quite a few star names it's a different matter.

Not that I'm arguing that there should have to be diversity in the casting, simply that to claim the converse is required seems somewhat disingenuous.

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But this is the first of Eggers's movies that might have blockbuster status. His previous films "The Witch" and "The Lighthouse," were fairly small budget, and were art films. I've read that the initial cuts of this movie was not well received, because it was more esoteric and harder for general audiences enjoy. When one test audience member wrote "You need to have a master’s degree in Viking history to understand, like, anything in this movie," Eggers said he responded with β€œLike, ahhh, fuck.” (Lucky for me, it just so happens I do have one of those.)

The studio put up a lot of money this time, and they wanted something with the appeal of "Braveheart" or "Gladiator," and it needs to have that kind of popular appeal to make back its budget plus a profit, so apparently they re-edited the film to make it a bit more accessible, and early reviews are very good, so I am hopeful. But at bottom, this is the production of an auteur director who really, really likes to go for detailed, rigorous, painstakingly researched historical accuracy, and if he can deliver that, as well as really great, enjoyable entertainment, that is just qualitatively better.

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