Three of Hollywood's softest actors are thrown together into one of the dullest stories in cinema history, playing pseudo-subtle maffiosi. Mob man's family gets killed by his own clan, and the man takes revenge! It's quite fantastic to see Tommy Soft & Serious Hanks playing a tormented maffioso who has to choose between mob loyalty and family (you feel the tension). Add teddy bear Jude Law as a nasty assassin (I couldn't stop laughing), and Paul Newman as the Godfather (can you imagine?), and we have the perfect ingredients for a laugh-kick. Since there is no plot, we must stick to discussing the merits of using perfect-son-in-law actors as gangsters. No workie.
I often wondered whether this movie was intended as a comedy, but the more moralistic the story got, the more I understood that Tom Hanks (the moralist of all moralists) must have had the brilliant idea of using himself to prove that maffiosi do have feelings too.
Besides deserving an Oscar for worst cast in history, I urge technically minded individuals to investigate whether my DVD laserhead simply spinned too sloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwly, or whether Mendes was actually serious about this wicked tempo. Awful movies often have a reason to be called awful. This one is too empty to have reasons.
wow platt999 take it easy if your that upset why not personal message the person. also, it wasn't the worst movie ever made but i'm glad you the person who thought it was bad good for you, as for me i liked certain parts, but others i didn't.
I loved the movie but didn't think it was the best they could've done. I REALLY didn't like Jude Law's character. The whole yellow teeth, long finger nails, I'm a sick killer rat thing was so Hollywood. Done done done. And that clown hat. He didn't look like he came from that period at all. I thought the first half of the moie wwas VERY strong and that it went down hill after Hanks gets to Chicago. I did not like that Hanks died in the end. I saw that coming a mile off. In Hollywood evil people use guns and so must die.
I couldn't disagree more. The movie was visually stunning throughout and every little detail was precise. You never see Paul Newman anymore and he is always great and actually looks a lot like the real man his character was based from. I've read a lot of people ripping on Jude Law and his character and don't understand it. They made him look disgusting because he was a disgusting person who killed people and had a fasination with taking their photograph afterwards. What did you want him to look like? A thousand dollar suit, like all the other gangsters of that time? Or maybe he could have dressed in all black, worn sunglasses and jumped all over the place while firing hand guns...that wouldn't have been "Hollywood" at all. And his "clown hat" is a derby hat that wasn't the most popular hat of that time period, but was still commonly worn; not that unrealistic. "I did not like that Hanks died at the end. I saw that coming a mile off", was that when you were standing a mile off the movie poster? The film is called road to hell and is about a hitmen that goes on a killing spree. Do you really think you're that smart when you predicted him dying? And as far as saying aspects were "too Hollywood", like Hanks dying, I think pleasing "Hollywood" was the last thing on Max Allen Collins' mind when he originally wrote the graphic novel from his home in Muscatine, IA. You can argue that the movie might have played slow, depends on your taste, and that some things were changed from the original comic to make the movie more commerically viable, but to say it was bad or unrealistic is crazy.
To shonagon53-1, How was this film dull and unbelievable? Who ever said Paul Newman was supposed to play The Godfather? Comeon. Teddy bear Jude Law? OK he has a reputation but he was very good in this film. The cinematography was some of the best I've ever seen. The music was excellent, the Directing was also good. Tom Hanks may not have been at his peak in this film but he certainly was very good. If Hanks, Newman, and Law are "soft actors" then it would be interesting to hear what actors you consider good. This movie isn't meant to be an action packed movie. It's a drama. Drama's are focusing on the characters not the explosions and gunfights.
Don't compare this to the Godfather because they're completely different. They're both good in their own ways. This movie is far from the worst in cinema history. On the contrary, it's a little work of genius.
Well its not the worst movie ever, but its definitely one of the worse with major actors. The only thing I liked about this movie was the soundtrack, otherwise it was hot garbage.
The cinematography was excellent. The scene where Sullivan mows down Rooney's men, then Rooney, in the rain was one of the best I've seen in a while. Even though the film was criticized by some for having a strong anti-gun message, "Guns are evil, people who use guns are evil, blah, blah..", I don't think ordinary, honest gun owners were the target. Rather, I saw it as a parable based on the Biblical, "He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword", concept. It was, afterall, a story about gangsters fighting against other gangsters. That's never been a vocation noted for longevity nor integrity and virtue.
The story had some slow spots. I think there was too much emphasis on the too-little-too-late bonding between Father and Son and less on the suspense of the escape from Rooney. It seemed awkward that Tom Hanks' Sullivan could suddenly be such a nice, likeable guy when he obviously was Rooney's top Torpedo, a man capable of heinous and ghastly violent crime. I'm afraid I must agree that he was seriously miscast. The murder of Sullivan's wife was an obvious but effective "Hate Them" ploy. Jude Law's character could have been just slightly less visually striking as a weird looking, rodent-like freak. He was supposed to be a vicious killer-for-hire but just didn't throw that kind of weight. He came off more as a serial killing loose-cannon than a reliable professional. Paul Newman seemed more cold-blooded and calculating than him. He seemed someone who was hard and hardened by years of bootlegging and other criminal enterprises and lived to be his age because of it. Come to think of it, Sullivan shouldn't have been that different a character from Rooney and that would have made an interesting spin - perhaps confusing for some but interesting. But then, Sullivan would have been a more flawed Hero trying to save his own son. And for a movie dependant on commerical success I guess that would have been too deep.
Definitely not the worst film of all time, but I give this a A-. Largely on the quality of the cinematography.
I like your comments ATK-2. I also think the scene with Sullivan killing Rooney's men in the rain was a very good one. I'd say the one with the lonely house by the sea & the child playing with the dog while his father watched was a good scene too. Death often comes as suddenly & shockingly in real life, & it's always so ugly while everything else that surrounds you seems so captivatingly beautiful! I liked that scene. Nothing more relaxing & refreshing as the sound of the billowing waves, then suddenly, the gun shots! I don't think it was a bad movie. Paul Newman was fine & Jude Law's no teddy bear! I don't think they exagerrated with his weird, "rodent-like freak" looks. & I liked the coin trick, nice detail. I actually don't want to think what some people looked like in those times! I know that washing oneself wasn't really popular back then & I've tried on perfumes made in the 19th or at the beginning of the 20th century: their smell's so penetrating! I can't imagine what sort of body odours those perfumes had to cover... I wouldn't say Macguire's looks were exaggerated. Ah, & I liked the music in this movie quite a lot.
That's an interesting statement! I assume it's people like you who actually dó like this movie, right? Then maybe it's a matter of intelligence after all.
Are you refering to me? I wouldn't say I like or dislike the movie. I saw it, I didn't puke, I may have nodded off a couple times, but I don't own a copy of this on DVD or anything. About the only reason I even remember this film is, again, because of the street shooting scene in the rain (wicked!)and becuase Jude Law's character was armed with one of my favorite pistols. Otherwise, it wasn't the best film I ever saw, not even in the top 10 or 50. Maybe top 1000? It had some strong points, aside from the cinematography, but not enough to make it a must have. It's a film decidedly for Tom Hanks fans. Very forgiving Tom Hanks fans.
I initially saw the film on the suggestion of my wife who had seen part of it already. We both really like the styles of the 1920s-1960s so it looked like our kind of flick. We much prefer Paper Moon or something...I haven't shown her Day Of The Locust yet.. that one I saw as a little kid when it was new and again as a teen...freaked me out both times.
No, I refered to the post above me, which has now (justly) been removed by an administrator.
I do respect everyones opinions, but it would be nice if everyone came with solid arguments, like you do, instead of puking out a couple of obscenities.