Mine is where STeve Zahn is showing the picture of his grandmothers house to Judith and he points to the blanket and says "And thats my dad- he's dropping me on my head." lol that was the greatest, i replay that line all the time!
sharewayne-i killed kevin beckley!
JD-you didnt kill kevin beckley,he died in a car accident
wayne-SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT!!
judith-you guys have never killed anything.
JD-oh yeah?! one time when i was drivin'..this squirrel ran out in front of my car. it didnt die right then,but it was all limpin' and stuff..i'm pretty sure it died after that.
LOL yeah the sqiurell one was super funny and so were the entire movie!
share"OH hey officers, you're in no harm. I just bagged me on of those killer goats that escaped from the zoo the other day"
"Good job"
LOL
Also the scene with JD explaining how he singed(i doisn't spell it right) his left nad and still can't grow any hair on it.
Ane the one with jack black saying "maybe judith was kiddnapped"
Daren "you think?"
Black "No, i mean why would that ever happen.." lol Jack black is an amazing actor
How could you all forget that crazy fill in for Slverman in the band that looked like he was on crack.
"Oh Jenny Baby! Yes you do it to me all the time! C'mon boys you know the words SING IT!!! SINGG IIT!!!!!!!!"
or something like that
Don't!!!
(Wayne with his finger pointed at Judith on video camera)
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COMMINAYEAAAAHAAAA!
That's it. Best of the best.
FU CK YOU REPLACEMENT FRIENDS.
How big...can you make...this truck? - dOUG johnson
When Steve Zahn tells Coach that he got sodomized, Jack Black goes,
"You got sodomized? Oh cool! I wanna meet him!"
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Soemthing like this since its been a while since ive seen the movie
I like it where jack is being asked about what kinda aman hes like i dont like men that are too tall then he is like well how short what about midget i would be freaked out lol. forgot how it went but its funny
It goes osmehting like this:
JD: I think i see something in the back of the frid(almost finishes the word Fridge)...CLOSET!...and hes got a mouth full of food, its just perfect.
J.D.: DIIIIIIIIE, replacement-friend!
Wayne: Eat this, Fake Wayne!
Black: "A beer for the lady?"
shareTwo of my favorites, somehow missed:
Darren: She didn't even take any of her clothes.
JD: Maybe she went somewhere where she didn't need clothes, like a nudist colony.
Darren: No, that's not like her.
JD: Maybe she was kidnapped.
Darren: You think?
JD: No, no, absolutely not, totally impossible, why would that ever happen ... in a ... world?
And my personal favorite:
JD: Dude, isn't one and only, like one ... and only?
I don't think anyone has said this 1 but it's on the R rated version. When Wayne tells him to go talk to Judith.. he goes cmon.. CARPE POON. laughed my ass off.
shareJ.D: Wait a minute, I think I see something, in the back of the refridg-in the back of the closet.
All Hail to the Thief.
this has been posted before but i dont care its the best part.
Wayne:Why didn't you answer the door?
JD:Cuz im eating.
Wayne:So?
JD: I dont answer the door when im eating.
Wayne: Since when?
JD: Since always.
Wayne: I didn't know that
JD: You didn't know alot of things. You didn't know i was gay.
Wayne: Anything else you wanna tell me?
JD: I have three balls.
wanyne walks in the room after getting a hand job from Judith...
JD- "Dude. you got a boner?"
JD- "Here. it leans back. Let me get it. I got it... hold on it's a little stuck... come on you F"N PIECE OF S HIT!
I love how much aggression he puts in that line.
It's not a line but when the phone rings and it shows Wanyne doing the yoga naked. It came outta nowhere and cracks me up everytime.
Neil: "hey look!..we're coming to America"
JUDITH: "have you ever been attracted to any man?!"
JD: "does that include celebrities?"
J.D.: Do you want anything to drink?
Judith: Scotch on the rocks
J.D.: Do you want ice with that?
I saw you out there yesterday, what did you want to say?
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Judith:I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
JD:ok you want ice with that?
gets me everytime
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
When Wayne and JD are flipped out the window
JD- Judith Escaped
Wayne Durrrrrrrrrr
And then i realized im gaaaaaaay.
loud squeaaal.
come on people!! how can you list all those quotes and forget the one when neil diamond wakes up in the back of the truck..
Neil: "you guys are the ones that have been sending me all those letters... and naked pictures of yourselves!"
Wayne: "What? we never sent you any naked pictures..."
and J.D. just winces
honestly this movie has to be jack blacks best role, ever
"Maybe she was kidnapped."
"You think?"
"No. Definitely not. How could that happen in a . . . world?"
STEALER OF MY FRIEND!
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This is definetly my favorite comedy, and I've seen it at least 20 times, and My favorite dialogue scene is when Wayne calls Coach from the Jail:
Wayne - "Coach can you do us a favor?"
Coach - "Sure, I'd do anything for you boys!"
Wayne - "We need you to post bail, it's $10,000 a piece."
Coach - "No Way!"
Wayne - "But they're makin' us... they're girlfriends!"
Coach - "WHAT?!? They're makin you wear dresses in there?!?! Don;t you boy's worry about a thing, I'll getcha outta there."
Jd - "You have a girlfriend? I wanna meet him..."
In fact, I think I'll watch it again tonight.....
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
J.D.: Which man?
Judith: Any man!
J.D.: You mean like a tall man?
Judith: Sure, whatever!
J.D.: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me!
Judith: What about a short man?
J.D.: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets!
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
J.D.: Does that include celebrities?
My favorite scene:
J.D.: Hey Sandy! It's me, JD, I went to high school with you, remember?
Sandy: Um, no I don't think I recall...
J.D.: Yeah, c'mon. Remember? I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body?
Sandy: Um...
J.D.: Yeah! And then I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong?
Sandy: No, JD, I really...
J.D.: Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my balls... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.
"Well there's a line right there,and on this side of it, we ain't gay" - Jay
I love when hes like "what's a mime look like when he's havin sex? oooh ooh I'm a mime, I'm a mime"
"Mimes don't talk"
"They do when they're off duty"
"NEIL I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU!!"