Mine is where STeve Zahn is showing the picture of his grandmothers house to Judith and he points to the blanket and says "And thats my dad- he's dropping me on my head." lol that was the greatest, i replay that line all the time!
share"We at her... Alive!"
or
"We got monster trucks and porno. Oh, and one of them is both."
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I'm a mime
COME GET SOME!!!!
Ash- Army of Darkness.
J.D.:"dude what does a mime say when he's having sex anyway, oh I'm a mime!"
Wayne: "Dude mimes don't talk."
J.D.: "They do when their off duty:"
In the letter supposedly written by Judith: "I never want to see your face or your fake butt again."
The whole scene when Darren, J.D. and Wayne are playing in their Neil Diamond band, Diamonds in the Rough, the look on Darren's face when he sees the girl staring at him and he starts playing the keyboard solo, hilarious!
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i like the part when judith gets out of the basement and theyre all running away from her and jack black tries to hide by standing in a corner with a sweatshirt over his head.
Gumbercules? i LOVE that guy
LOL i thought me and my brother were the only ones on the entire planet who thought darrens face in that exact sequence is one of the funniest things ever, just bites on his lip and GOEs for it one handed, LOL too good!
"Its like I'm Han, you're chewy, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that F|_|CKED UP BAR MAN!" -Jay
Wayne: We're gonna kidnap Judith and set Darren up with Sandy!
JD: Yeah!... Wait, what?
JD: A beer bong for the lady?!
best past is that he says it in that partial british accent but with a hint of excitement, like hes really being quite the gentleman.
J.D.: You know - she might've been a herm!
Darren: A what?
J.D.: A herm...you know, little dick, little puss!
"If it's too loud, you're too old!"
OMG! I totally forgot about that!! I'm laughing so hard right now, thanks roargsu. :-)
share My pleasure, vintage! :) Remember this one?
Wayne: "And then Judith made Darren get butt implants!"
J.D.: "I THOUGHT his ass looked tighter!!"
LOL!!
"If it's too loud, you're too old!"
Hilarious! This movie's great.
shareNeil Diamond: You're the ones who've been sending me all those letters, and naked pictures!
Wayne: We never sent you any naked pictures. *looks at JD* Dude!
JD: Sorry.
At the wedding...
Wayne: Just admit when you kissed me you liked it!
Judith: Oh yeah, I have a thing for incompetent morons!
Wayne: Face it, I'm the strong assertive man you need, and you're the hard core b***h I've always dreamed of!
In your face, Space Coyote!
"..and you're that hardcore bitch i've always dreamed of!"- it's a bombastic quote.
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JD: "DIE, replacement friends!"
Haha, I know someone already put that, but that's the funniest line in the entire movie. Except maybe the one where Darren is flirting with that girl while he's playing the keyboard, and then she says that she's "involved" with a real entertainer, who turns out to be a mime, because since when was a mime a real entertainer?
Well, actually mimes are pretty sweet. Disregard everything I said.
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Simply the way the Coach, after promising anything to the boys, says...
"No Way!"
My sons and I have found ways of working the inflection and use of those two words in every day situations and it always makes us laugh.
How can you forget these.....
JD: Whoa!
Wayne: What is it?
JD: This dead chick is really stacked.
and
JD: Dam, that was my favorite jacket.
Go chop her head off or somethin'!
shareJ.D. - "And ever since then I've been afraid of toilets." & "KUMONAYEAHAAAAA!!"
"Stealer....of my...friend!" hahaha
shareWayne: Come on man im doin the Navy Seals signals
JD: I only know the air force signs
As JuDITH gets introduced to the guys
(First meeting Darrens friends Wayne and JD('theyre PIGS'))
JD:Darren
JD:Judy......
Judith:Ju-DITH(great prelude to the rest)
and of course after driving away, Darren and Judith in the car
Judith:I dont ever want you seeing them again
Darren:But theyre my best friends
Judith:I dont care, youre getting new friends, AND youre quitting that *beep* BAND!(Judith being herself, just about foaming at the mouth in the car scene--excellent)
Darren:(hesitantly)Im not dropping Wayne and JD, and Im not...quitting the band
Judith: DONT make me take away your masturbation priveledges.....
***ROTFL***
In fact I taped the audio in that scene and was playing it over and over in a loop on cassette for 45 min and of course LMAO. Its even funnier listening to it over and over back to back... A great cure if youre feeling lacking in humor at any time.....
(beeped out part is longhand --- B...S...T)
Wayne: So, Darren tells me you're a psychologist?
Judith:(angrily) That's right...
Wayne: Interesting, I'm in a related field.
Judith:(angrily) Really? And what's that?
Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
what song is the "camadeyeahaa!!!" quote from!??! i can't remember! please help!!!
(ps- i rarely check this thing, if you know can you email me at [email protected])
wayne - sorry to the beer shower
j.d. - and the salsa bath, that was bad.
When Wayne and J.D. decide they're gonna "snuff" Judith. They both run in holding the gun.
Judith: Where's your bird suit?
J.D: I don't need it....Because we're.......
The look on his face is awesome. The way he delivers that line, like he's all overwhelmed with emotion is probably my favorite part of the movie.
well its not a line but when Neil Diamonds body guard just smashes JD in the face lol....
share"Dude if you get the nachos stuck together it counts as one nacho."
Its so relevant. You can use it every time you ever have nachos.
i love this movie
i love the nacho part
and the answering the door part
but i LOVE this:
(its as accurate as i can remember)
darren-'i just,dont understand why judith would leave..she didnt even take her clothes.'
J.D.-'maybe she went somewhere that she didnt need clothes..like a nudist colony'
darren-'nahh'
J.D.-'maybe she was kidnapped.'
darren-'you think so?!?!'
J.D.-'no...its impossible,its like..why would that happen....in a world..'
hahahahah and when theyre visiting the coach in jail, and he says 'kill her.'