Mine is where STeve Zahn is showing the picture of his grandmothers house to Judith and he points to the blanket and says "And thats my dad- he's dropping me on my head." lol that was the greatest, i replay that line all the time!
sharewhat? they're cornholing you!?!
shareWhen Black is discussing his new found gayness with Zahn:
"She listened (Gives him this classic look), unlike some people who've known me for years and have ignored all the tell tale signs!"
"Like what?"
"Like...my obssession with Bette Midler, my preference for track lighting, and, oh, what about the fact I like sucking [canoes]?!"
"What?! You've done that?!"
"Well, no, not with another guy, but you remember I bought that book on Yoga?"
everyone's forgeting the best quote in the whole movie!!!..........
Wayne and JD:"BA BA BADDAM BA BADDAM BA....."
HAHAHAHA!!!
Wayne: Whoa, hey, officers....I caught that wild goat that escaped from the zoo!
[beat]
Officers: Ok.
I laughed so hard, just because he's so stupid.
Everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...
JD: (With the chicken suit) But what am I gonna wear to work???
Wayne: Work clothes.
JD: WHAT ABOUT CASUAL FRIDAYS?
Everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...
I think he says something to the effect "Hey officers... ah i just caught that killer goat from the zoo." Officer: "Good Work"
And now for something completely different...
I think the line that stuck with me all these years and is the reason why I bought the movie 8 years after I first saw it was when Wayne proposes to Judith.
share"ah ...yep ...it's the lug nut ..got it"
"i dunno ...i guess ...dump him?"
"i thought one and only meant like ..one ....and only"
"and how's your brother, dog face boy?"
-"maybe she was kidnapped."
-"you think?"
-"what? noooo ...why would that ever happen ...in a ..world."
-"did you know J.D. McNugent?"
-"no ...i never heard of such a person ever"
"yah i still can't grow hair on my left nut ....it sucks."
Definetly gotta be when JD says "Helllllo Ladiesssssss". His facial expression and the way hew says it is classic
shareDont know the EXACT lines, but this is close:
"You seem like a very educated man, did you go to an ivy league school?"
"SU"
"Oh, Stanford University"
"...Subway University"
I think that my favorite, I don't know how it goes exactly, is when Zhan and Black are talking to Biggs with the chart and in the end it's resulting in chafing.
shareJ.D.: No. Meat on the inside, bread on the outside. Take it away. Take it away!
Clayton: This is Brett. I'm Clayton, and this is Darren.
J.D.: We know who he is...Clayton.
Wayne: We knew him first!
J.D.: *beep* you repleacement friends!!
J.D.: Wait. I think I see something in the back of the refri... in the back of the closet.
"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own."
JD: "Remember the time in chemistry class when I was lighting farts with the bunson burner and cinged my ball sac? Yeah, I still can't grow hair on my left nut, it sucks."
JD: "Oh yeah! One time I was driving and I hit a squirrel, and he didn't do right then but he was limping and stuff, I'm pretty sure he died right after that!"
We have ghosts
shareJD: "DIE, replacement friends!" - I still crack up when I think of that scene
shareThis movie is classic!
JD: Judith Escaped!
W: DER!
The whole scene right before they kidnap Judith with JD and Wayne doing the 'Air Force signals'! LMFAO
W:"You don't have to do the "chetz" sound...it already does that."
JD: "I won't do the "chetz" sound after I say stuff...this is JD McNugent over and out chetz.. that was the last one!"
W: "Stealer of my friend!"
Takes more than a firetruck to stop Drop Dead Fred!
Coach: Now go home and snuff that b-tch.
shareJD: Die replacement friends!
best line ever.
xoxo,
grant
you musta seen a censored version because the real line is **** YOU REPLACEMENT FRIENDS! , making it that much more funnier actually lol
"Its like I'm Han, you're chewy, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that F|_|CKED UP BAR MAN!" -Jay
My two favorites are
Wayne: You're not gay, you're just confused
JD: No I'm gay. Hey! Do you want to be gay with me?
Wayne: No!
And when the coach askes to use the bathroom-
Wayne: We dont' use the toilet, we go in the lawn.
JD: You've been pinching loaves in the lawn? I play croquet out there
After that now I always refer to number 2 and pinching loaves
Wayne: So Darren tells me you're a psychologist.
Judith: That's right.
Wayne: I'm in a related field.
Judith: Really? What is it?
Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
Judith: How is that related?
Wayne: We both help people.
Coach Norton: By the way, did you boys take care of that bitch that was gonna marry Silverman?
Wayne: Uhh yeah, yeah we snuffed that broad just like ya said
Coach Norton: Good, how'd ya do it?
Wayne: We um...
J.D.: Ate her...
Coach Norton: You ate her?
Wayne: Yea, we ate her
J.D.: Alive
Coach Norton: My hat goes off to you, you boys are smart, that's the perfect crime
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