Mine is where STeve Zahn is showing the picture of his grandmothers house to Judith and he points to the blanket and says "And thats my dad- he's dropping me on my head." lol that was the greatest, i replay that line all the time!
shareSilverman- "Abe pull your pants up, or no more Matlock."
The look Biggs gives him is classic
Also, Jack Black impersonating the mime having sex is awesome. And Steve Zahn's bending of the lamp.
"jail life is really hard in here, they're making us their girlfriends"
"What?! they're making you wear dresses in there??" HA HA!
"wait a second...i think i saw something, in the back of the refri...in the back the closet"
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Don't know why this has not been mentioned before but I found it very hilarious.
When Judith escaped and knocked on the old Chinese man's house who happended to be "rudely" interrupted while in the middle of "beating it"
The conversation that follows:
Judith: Open up! I've been kidnapped!
Mr Chang: (with heavy Chinese accent)Hold your goddamn horses! Ooohhhhh....
Judith: Oh, thank God. Hurry up.
Mr Chang: Tonight Mr. Chang get f##kee!!
Young lady, so horny, so impatient.
Oh, scrotum!
Wayne: Okay, get down there.
JD: Dude, wait. Why me?
Wayne: Because you're guarding Judith. I'm dealing with Darren and Sandy.
JD: But when we let her go, she'll be able to identify me.
Wayne: No. She won't be able to because you'll be wearing this.
JD: But after we let her go, the cops will look for a guy dressed as a bird.
Wayne: So?
JD: So, what am I gonna wear to work?
Wayne: Your work clothes.
JD: But tomorrow's casual Friday.
Wayne: Get downstairs!
haha so many hilarious lines in this movie but I gave that one a mention since I didn't see it on the last couple pages.
JD: Oh my god!
Wayne: What?
JD: This dead chick is stacked!
JD: I think I see something in the back of the refri- in the back of the closet.
We are now the Knights who say...Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
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This movie is SOOOO underated!!! Very funny movie.
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"Do you know what this is? It's a dinosaur egg..."
One of my favorite parts is
Wayne: Coach its Wayne and JD. We really need your help
Coach: Anything you boys are like sons to me, Name it you got it
Wayne: We need you to post bail. It's 10 thousand a piece
Coach: No way
"We.. ate her."
"Ya ate 'er?"
When JD attempts to fix the chair: "Come on you f8cking piece of *beep*
You've had your whole *beep* life to think things over!
Coach: "Look! She's gettin' up! Chop her head off or something!"
Judith: "Who're you?"
Coach: "I'm a friend of the boys, and i'm here to kill you."
Just about anything the coach said, really.
Holy Guacamole! We have chips!
*beep* You Replacement Friends!!!" had me in stitches
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"Girls never very high at 9 but look now 2! This has obviously lead to increased whacking off"..."Im Chafing"
"Remember boys, stay away from women, all they want from you is your man-juice"
All the other ones said a millions times...die replacement friends...comingtoyaaaahhhaaa.....human power tool....this has go to be one of the best one liner movies ever...this and dirty work
I love how they let some pompous ahole do the main page review. get a sense of humor...just because you "think" you have some type of higher intellect then everyone else and that your movie opinion is that important doesn't make it true dbag
You've got your choice: pornos or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.
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Dude, you got a boner?
No...why didn't you answer the door?
I'm eatin.
So what?
I don't answer the door when I'm eatin.
Since when?
Since always.
I didn't know that?
Well, you didn't know a lotta things. You didn't know I was gay.
Is there anything else you wanna tell me?
I've got three balls.