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My favorite qoute

posted 15 years ago by shothrougheart
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Avi is by far my favorite character and when he said:

And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" *beep* Four Fingers Doug.

I lost it! Anyone else like this qoute?

[–] shauni15 12 years ago

Avi!

Shut up and sit down you big bald *beep*

[–] malkycombat 12 years ago

Turkish "Get the dog Tommy"...

Tommy "Good boy,good boy, nice Daisy".

[–] radicalein 12 years ago

Sol: You ain't from this planet, are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sitting in a car … that's worth less than your shirt?
Vinny: Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend, "Desert Eagle point-five-oh".
Sol: What have they got to do with anything?
Vinny: They're both staring straight at me.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now, out the car. And leave the water pistols behind you.

Turkish: (Narrating) Boris "the Blade", or Boris "the Bullet Dodger". As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

But really, this movie is so full of quotable lines I'm having hard times choosing them...

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Bonasera, bonasera... why so serious ?

[–] vish1-67-323996 12 years ago

Brick Top: "You're not much good to me alive are you, Turkish?"

[–] ramdraigmcbayh 12 years ago

Tommy - "We're changing the fighter"
Brick Top - "Oh *beep* me, your lady friend have a voice? Well who might you be changing him to sweetheart?"

Mickey - "Perrywinkel blue boss"

Mickey - "If I win, I get the caravan, and the boys would like a pair of them shoes"

Mickey (To himself as Gorgeous George gets out of the car) "Look at the size of him! Hey ma come look at the size of this feller"

Ma O'Neil - "What does he tink we are? Tieves?"

Turkish - "You entered Gorgeous George in a bareknuckle boxing match. What the *beep* did you expect?! A brief stare and a shiatzu?"

Brick Top - "I don't care if he's Muhammad... Imad....Bruce Lee, you cant change fighters"

Cousin Avi - "So do I call you 'Bullet' or 'Tooth'..."
Bullet Tooth Tony - "You can call me Susan if it makes you feel good"

Cousin Avi - "Why do they call him bullet dodger?"
Bullet Tooth Tony - "Cuz he dodges bullets, Avi"

Doug the Head - "Avi!"
Cousin Avi - "Shut up and sit down you big bald *beep*..."

Turkish - "Now...we're *beep*

Bullet Tooth Tony - "Turn up the radio"
Madonna - "You must be my lucky star"
Tony - "Oh I love this track!"

Sol - "Don't worry, hes a natural, aren't you Tyrone?"
Tyrone - "Course I am!" (Backs into van)
Vinnie - "A natural *beep* idiot! What are you doing Tyrone?!"
Sol - "Yeah Tyrone, what are you doing?"
Tyrone - "I didn't see it there!"
Vinnie - "Its a four ton truck Tyrone, its not a sack of *beep* peanuts is it?"
Tyrone - "It was a funny angle!"
Vinnie - "....Its right behind you Tyrone...whenever you reverse, things come from behind you"

this movie is so great. My favorite

[–] Citizens_Auxiliary_Police 12 years ago

I can't believe no one's said this one yet:

BTT: "The bookies got blagged last night."

Avi: "'Blagged'? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fvcking language, and so far, nobody seems to speak it!"

Cracked me up when I heard it.

[–] nick667 12 years ago

"You said he's a getaway driver !

WTF can he get away from ??"

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[–] cspas 11 years ago

Loooooooool... I loved that scene :-)

[–] reffer0877 11 years ago

"what, proper f()cked?"

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

[–] leetron 12 years ago

"Yeah , Dad, you told us" repeated three times.

[–] mdwilde88-823-591481 11 years ago

Didn't see this one yet:

Turkish (narrating): "Brick Top runs an illegal bookies. They take bets on anything that involves blood and pain. Now I'm changing fighters and Brick Top's gonna exploit the situation. He's gonna pull my pants down, grease me up, and aim for penetration. And if I didn't have the replacement pikey, he'd want to split me in half."

[–] tigger-75 11 years ago

Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor

[–] Xcalat3 11 years ago

Sol: What the FCK is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fcking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!

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