My favorite qoute


Avi is by far my favorite character and when he said:

And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" *beep* Four Fingers Doug.

I lost it! Anyone else like this qoute?

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i feel like i can quote the entire film, honestly, there wasn't one poor piece of dialogue within it.

for me it's gotta be the good old "It's a *beep* anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"

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Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Errol & John - "Ah. Tyrone. You silly fat bastard"

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DAGS? 'No, dogs!'

Turkish: 'That was two minutes five minutes ago'. (Sausages)

Turkish: 'Did you understand a word he said?'

'Make sure that dog doesn't drool on my seats'. 'This is a stolen car!'

many others. I LMAO through this whole movie, even the time I see it again.

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Doug: What are you doing here?
Kid: It's a free country ain't it?
Doug: Well it ain't a free shop is it?! So *beep* off!!!

Boris: Heavy is good, heavy is reliable...if it does not work you can always hit him with it.

Turkish: *beep* That's a good one Errol, I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mum.

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Sol: And I got some extra loud blanks just incase.
Vinny: Oh, incase what? We have to deafin em to death?

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..."I'll cut your *beep* Jacobs off".

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'You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity'

Bullet Tooth Tony

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Among all other favorites: "Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his foreskin either."

Also
Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the *beep* jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

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"Ah lot ov it vasn't meant to vee taken litegally..."

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