Anyone want to share? Mine is pretty random, but for some reason this exchange between Leela and Zapp in Problem with Popplers made me laugh so much I had to pause the episode:
"I've brought a giant hideous ape that looks exactly like Leela!"
"That doesn't look ANYTHING like me... The hair's all wrong!"
I don't know WHY that was so funny to me, Katey Segal's and Billy West's delivery is just so perfect.
Anyone else? :)
"Get a room!"
"We're in a room..."
"Then lose some weight!"
I still always laugh at that one. Oh and also:
"Compare your lies to mine and then kill yourselves", that's mainly the delivery though.
I cackled at the bit in robot devil opera
"You can't just have their characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!"
It's just such a stupid, brilliant line
Pretty much the entire Brannigan, begin again always makes me laugh.
Especially the neutral leader
"tell my wife... Hello." xD
When Fry remembers his days as a 20th Century college drop-out at Coney Island Community College. Go White Fish!
Maybe not the funniest, but I always smile when I see it.
Professor: good new everyone! Ive just completed my matter compressor!
Leela: whats a matter compressor?
Proffesor: nothings the matter leela.
Gets me every time
Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men
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Zapp:What lotion do you use?
Leela: Pert and Popular, sir.
Zapp: Roger that. Kif, get me ten cases of Pert and Popular.
Kif: What shall I do with your Jergens, sir?
Zapp: Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows
I don't tell you how to tell me what to do so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do. - Bender B Rodriguez
shareI either forgot this one, or missed it the first time around, but laughed out loud recently when I heard it:
Amy: "A giant roach!"
Hermes: "I thought I put that away."
All Hermes' veiled references to weed smoking are the cheesiest of the show, to be honest.
Also it's annoying that this site doesn't give any separation whatsoever from signatures.