Anyone want to share? Mine is pretty random, but for some reason this exchange between Leela and Zapp in Problem with Popplers made me laugh so much I had to pause the episode:
"I've brought a giant hideous ape that looks exactly like Leela!"
"That doesn't look ANYTHING like me... The hair's all wrong!"
I don't know WHY that was so funny to me, Katey Segal's and Billy West's delivery is just so perfect.
Anyone else? :)
This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination. The Kind Against Me! ~ Bender
Just Shut Up And Take My Money! ~ Fry
What? It's not even scratch and sniff? But if rich people think it's good, I'll buy it. One art, please! ~ Zoidberg
Worm: Wait a minute, man!
From Parasites Lost.
Leela: Is this safe?
Bender: It's not just safe, it's 40% safe!
Recently watched: The Wind Rises, X-Men: Apocalypse, Captain America: Civil War
And also: "I'm drunk, I'm grouchy, and I'm gonna eat this peanut butter. Wanna watch?"
But my favourite lines change from time to time
Recently watched: The Wind Rises, X-Men: Apocalypse, Captain America: Civil War
Off the top of my head, Zoidberg being interrogated in Roswell That Ends Well.
"Why did you come to Earth?"
"Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question."
That or "Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!"
But those would be just because I watched that episode last night. It'd take a long time for me to actually find my real favorite lines. Zapp's lines would probably be at the top of that list though.
"Off the top of my head, Zoidberg being interrogated in Roswell That Ends Well."
Oh yes!! I remember laughing really hard at another line in that scene, I think it's when Zoidberg says "Are you coming onto me?" and the man is disgusted, but Zoidberg gets all smooth and says "I'm not hearing a no......" hahaha :)
From 'Amazon Women in the Mood' (I'ma just copy and paste from the Quotes section of this website)
Fem-puter: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...
[everyone gasps]
Fem-puter: By snu-snu!
Fry, Captain Zapp Brannigan, Bender: Yeah! Woo-hoo!
[Kif starts sobbing]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: [to Kif] What are you? Gay?
I know it's not politically correct -- no way that line would fly today -- but I'll be damned if it doesn't elicit a hearty chuckle from me each and every time I watch that episode.
Anyone here mentions Hotel California dies before the first line clears his lips.
That's back when Zapp was hilarious, despite all of his incompetence.
You might still be able to get a line like that across today, it wasn't exactly phrased as an insult like many of the lines were in 90's tv.
You might still be able to get a line like that across today, it wasn't exactly phrased as an insult like many of the lines were in 90's tv.
Also true. Perez Hilton would be tweeting angrily all over that.
Provided he's still relevant.
Pretty much anything Zoidberg says is quote-worthy. If only i could imitate his voice!
but my favourite is
Professor: "This is my Universal Translator. unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible, dead language"
Cubert: "Hello!"
UT: "Bonjour!"
Professor (angry): "Crazy Gibberish!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_1dEOkb_U
notable:
Amy: "How do I look?"
Professor: "Like a cheap, French prostitute!"
Amy: "French???"
"He's dusted, busted and disgusted, but he's ok"
Haha, yeah! And I like the other version of that joke they did too:
"Fry, you're a fat sack of crap"
"Sack???"
:D
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.. checkmate. -- Zapp Branigan.
Who's Roger? The names Reaganomics Lamorghini, Jacuzzi dealer.
Farnsworth: And Fry, you have that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!
I don't know why that was so funny. I could name so many more lines in the show but that is one of my favorites.