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Terrible Movie

posted 16 years ago by SpoR-One
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I didn't wanna watch this movie because I read about it and watched a few clips on youtube and thought the movie's premise and everything were crap. I kept hearing people talk about the movie so I finally watched it and, of course, it sucked.

Reasons why this movie sucked:
Animation is terrible and is just incoherently thrown in the film.
Chick is ugly and wears ugly clothes.
She screams at parts for really no reason or added element to the movie.
Transportation, the fact that such inventions exist and she doesn't use them. (she even could have asked for a ride at one point)
She doesn't get tired from running.
She is in a huge hurry but will stop to have a vague conversation that takes longer than her running.
The dialogue in the movie is terrible. The Plot is terrible. The Premise is terrible.
Telephones, the fact that such inventions exist. (she can't call her dad?)
Random flashbacks with the polaroids that have nothing to do with the plot.
She bets $100? and wins $3,700 dollars, then bets that and wins $100,000. (Doesn't make sense. Even if it was multiplying by 37 it would be $136,900) PS- The odds of this are ridiculous.
The fact that she has 20 minutes to run somewhere, argue with people, get 100,000$, run back. Who the hell is going to give this crack whore any money?

And the most retarded thing of all -Guy gives the bum a gun at the end? Wtf

I'm leaving out tons of other reasons why this movie is bad because there are too many to list and/or I just forgot them because I put this movie into the storage part of my brain to be rewritten asap.

My Movies List:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=56937

[–] metroscotty 16 years ago

I saw your site. You're 24 but can't afford to buy your own DVDs yet? I'm not even going to dignify your OP with a response, nor am I going to tear apart your list. All of this has already been done, and besides, people are free to like what they want. But for those movies that you do like, why don't you support the filmmakers and distributors and toss a little money their way by purchasing the DVD?

[–] frankrul 16 years ago

LOL - this thread is too funny, OP, your post is a troll for every possible reason, except that you are sticking around and getting personally involved.

If this is your legit review and follow-up, I wanna make a comparison that might help you understand why no one is going to argue your critique.

If you visit timecube.com you will see that the owner of this site is batsh!t nuts and has some cockeyed theory that the world is made up entirely of cubes of time and that he is god. A few years ago, he offered $1,000,000 to anyone who could disprove his theory.

As you can probably guess, no one ended up with the $1,000,000 because there essentially was no theory to disprove.

Same here.

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[–] The_Dock 16 years ago

"Porn
Vivid: Best Feet On The Planet 9/10
Vivid: Blondes Of Vivid 7/10
Adam&Eve: Pirates 8/10
FREE 8 HOUR DVD 6/10
Adam&Eve: Pirates 27/10 lacking that hot latina chick"

Oh Dear- It looks like someone should just go back to watching their downloaded video of "Best Feet On The Planet" and leave the real films alone. Wanker.

[–] James_Dorman 16 years ago

You sir, are the reason why people like Michael Bay have work.

[–] chiliwaterboy 16 years ago

I hate to say this, but the point of the film completely went over your head. Unless this is a sarcastic comment. Then well done.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.

[–] sloanrules 16 years ago

I totally agree with almost everything the OP(who i find hilarious also hahahhaa) stated........The movie was sooo dumb....

[–] Last_Entrance 16 years ago

You are easily the worst film critic on the crust of this Earth.

Agreed. Grow up. For Christ's sake,

Chick is ugly and wears ugly clothes.

What has that got to do with anything? You know, I'd be interested in hearing what to say if you spoke like an adult and about things that mattered. Chick is ugly and wears ugly clothes? How old are you? 12?

If you look at the film it's actually very clever for a number of reasons I can't be arsed telling you because you'll, no doubt, not understand postmodernism.

Enjoy your summer blockbusters. Art films obviousley aren't for you.

p.s don't leave pathetic posts like that again. They're offensive.

[–] nry5000 16 years ago

This movie rocks. My DvD wore out and I'm gonna buy another copy. No need to argue why it rocks, the thread poster has no taste.

[–] Nerd-With-A-Gun 16 years ago

Seriously dude, this movie was ok and i actually liked it, although the main characters did at some point annoy the *beep* out of me but then hey, not all characters are suppose to be likable.

This movie is a million times better than a piece of trash known as AVPR.

[–] Hazzaily 16 years ago

How can people actually like this movie it was probably the worst movie I ever watched.

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