Please, please, can we do favorite lines???
This movie NEVER ceases to crack me up; it was on tonite.
Almost everything Gene Hackman said was hilarious:"Billy Graham, nah, too liberal."
radio announcer re the recently deceased Jackson's last words: "put the money on the dresser, chocolate"
Hackman: "AND, HE tells that beige savage what to do..."/"Aristotle Onassis was the same way...and ALL of the French, especially Mitterand."
Albert wheezing in the kitchen in the morning, Val walks in and says "Oh, you've heard"
Albert crying over the photo album and says "OHHHHH, the penmanship award, waaaaaa!"
Please people...add on!!! Thank you....!!!!!