Favourite line?


I'd like to know what everyone's favourite line from the movie would be.

Mine is when Kevin was referring to Carman Swisher, "Those midgets seem to get a real kick out of her."

Later,Pooh

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Sorry, not a line but a look.

The look Moe gives to Willy when they are skating. Moe looks over and sees Willy catching Marty and he thinks Willy is up to something bad. It's just great.

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The whole tirade Rosie does in the drugstore to Matt Dillon and his friend about, "Big butt, big boobs, lttle butt, little boobs, if you don't like it complain to God, its his rule, not mine...and ah yes, the shaved pubis, that hair being so unruly and all...." LOL.

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God, I love the line about Hamlet. "You know, danish prince, can't make decisions?"
Was so epic. xD

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-I just want something beautiful.
*beep* Willy, we all want something beautiful...

Beautiful line... (ignore the pun)

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-You know, like octopus? Testicles?
-Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference.

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This movie has so much great dialogue that I can't pick a favorite.

But whenever my husband asks me how something is, I always find myself answering with, "Superb."

Willie's Dad:
That was delicious.
Really superb, Tracy.

It really was superb, Tracy.

And at the very end when they are driving away, Tracy pulls it out on Wilie.

I am Haru, of the Takagure dojo.

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"364 days out of the year i do d&*k...the one night i have plans..."

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"You've been eating retard sandwiches again!"

That instantly became a line that my friends and I used on each other on a daily basis in 1996 and we still say it to each other to this day!!

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One of them anyway:

"Who is Stan?"

Apparently no one knew Stinky had a real first name.

"Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating."

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it was kevin.

i love it when andera walks in for the 1st time.
paul:holy sh!t!

then paul tells stinky

there is no way she shares your mongrel blood

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YESSS. There is no way she shares your mongrel blood. CLASSIC!!

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I like the speech Kev gives to Tommy about Darians coffee cups. He says something like........the coffee cups really crease me. It's halfway into winter and she should have at least a sleeve of foam cups.


Hey, did you ever try dunking a potato chip in champagne? It's real crazy!

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"If they can cut their own food, they're fair game!"

I'm a man who isn't comfortable with that line of thinking at all, but it's such a perfectly simple rationalisation for guys to justify becoming enraptured with almost any member of the female population. There's a matter of fact kind of genius to it, how Paul can simply brush aside the awkward questions that certain emotions can raise, and quickly move on.






"I've been turned down more times than the beds at the Holiday Inn; I still try"

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My favorite is; "Romeo and Juliet the dyslexic version."

<KAJ>

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It's not my favourite but it cracks me up every time I watch it... That scene starts with Paul entering Jan's workplace (Diner) asking about Victor "Are you victor...?"
Then he uses this really funny excuse why he's looking for him (the cow he hit on the road bla bla...)
Then after she says "NO" when gave her the ring, they went out side and he poked her with the ring box like "take the ring", then she pushed back, then he says
"Take the "effing" ring"
Jan "oh that's romantic!"
Paul "you already sucked the romance out of all this"
then the rest

Hilarious scene =)))))))))

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