Favorite lines....
When the old man took his $100 bill:
You're gonna have to show up sooner or later and when you do your ass is kicked!
Kee Nang: She's over 300 years old.
Chandler: How do you manage something like that?
Kee Nang: One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
Chandler: Does that happen a lot where you come from?
Kee's annoyed reaction afterwards is priceless.
"Chunky Asses?"
And basically all the lines Chandler throws whenever he threatens to bust someone's ass. Cracks me up.
You want something corny? You got it!