Favorite lines.... - The Golden Child (1986) Discussion

[–] keziarawlins 17 years ago

When he meets Numspa in the airport and he goes into this drmatic scene: " I have stolen from my dear sweet Brother Numsie, I am ashamed, I should be flogged, I should be purged.....

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[–] mdb73 17 years ago

Theres a ground. Theres a ground, Monty. You make it look like theres no ground...(drops quarter, no sound) Theres no ground here! Ima break yo ass when I get outta here!

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[–] kissthechaos 17 years ago

Pretty much everything he says in this movie is gold (ignore the pun), but a favorite is after he gets the dagger and says:

"Now turn on the Goddamn lights"

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[–] hecantune 17 years ago

"Hey, hey, hey! ... In my pocket, it's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like."

"Didn't I tell you to wait in the car?! This is a "man" thing! Man s**t happening here! This is no place for a woman!"

(feigned sign language) "I'mmm lookiiing for Tommy Tong!"

"The 'Chosen One'....Tibet. Why can't somebody choose me to go to the Bahamas?! I gotta get chosen to go to Tibet."

Let me ask you something. How come you're asking so many jack-assy questions?

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[–] loan_pham25 17 years ago

The scene where Eddie saved the Golden Child and is running from the Devil Numbsy. Eddie is stuck in the chained fence.

"Hey, hey baldy, you gonna help me with these chains? You were just gonna keep running right?"

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[–] Tiago_Rodriguez 17 years ago

A bed?! Is that a bed??!

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[–] thirty7 17 years ago

I use the same line a lot..when I don't understand someone I smile and say "about 4:30, but I don't think I'm gonna make it for the party"

Even Anne Frank could see that...

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[–] fletch37 17 years ago

His opening line, while standing behind the self-conscious magazine reader: "Butt Pie . . . is a sequel to a book written called Butt Cake."

Any time he says, "I'm gonna bust your a$$!" to somebody.

When he first meets Kee Nang, admitting that he likes working with children, then yells, "Shut up!" when the group of kids asks for the basketball back.

When he jumps over the fence into the backyard barbecue: "Turn that over, man! It's burning."

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[–] hecantune 17 years ago

I say, I-I-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-I-I, want the knife!

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IIII want the kniiiife ... pleeeeeease.

There's no laws in this place. Anything goes! It's Thunderdome!

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[–] Troy263 16 years ago

Yak Loin what is it? Yak Loin good to keep the yang up. Aint nothing wrong with my yang

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[–] onyxtiger74 16 years ago

There are SO many awesome lines but towards the end, I like these best:

Chandler to the Golden Child while escaping Sardo N.: Somebody give you a valium or something?

Chandler to the Golden Child: Ever hear of Ed McMahon's Star Search...We'd give the audience rocks and they could all throw rocks at you and you could make the rocks hit Ed McMahon...HARD.

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He ain't no god! It's like he being judged by God!-Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder

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[–] ferparana 16 years ago

I was about to post this one when I saw u have posted: Chandler to the Golden Child while escaping Sardo N.: Somebody give you a valium or something?, hilarious, although pretty much anything eddie murphy says in this movie is funny.

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[–] shelleylafferty 13 years ago

"kala, you're not a normal chick, you're too shy and need to open up, you can't sit in this basement, nekkid, smoking cigarettes, lookin at soap operas for the rest of your life!"

I guess it's not so much the words, but just the delivery

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[–] TheFinalChapter 13 years ago

I got the knife!!!Now turn on the g d light!
LOL

Don't try and threaten me, Mulder! I've watched presidents die!

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[–] SidekickinWhiteFury 13 years ago

N-E-P-A-L ! Viva Nepal! Viva Nepal!

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[–] blakjakcc 11 years ago

lol funny scene, but he calls him "Goldy" (as in Golden Child), not "Baldy"...lol.

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[–] fullycompletely 13 years ago

My brother Numspa has forgiven me!!

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[–] Hey_Sweden 13 years ago

I always liked, "Would you get your monkey off my back?".

What do you think this is, a signature? It's a way of life!

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[–] AmigaWolf 13 years ago

When he is in Tibet with the monks and he uses that Turn thing on that pole,
and says: i say a aa a a a a want the knife.

And when he shout in the door opening, where he must go to get the knife.

And one of the funniest part is when he sings in the plane when he flies back to America.

And when they are on the airport and goes to Sardo Numspa and says: I'm sorry, Numsy. I should be punished!

Everyone, I have stolen from my brother, Numsy.

Officer, it's your duty to take me in. Please, purge me.

I'm ashamed of myself. I should be arrested.

I should be purged, I should be flogged.

I shouldn't walk among good people. ... I'm a swine, a wretch. I don't deserve to live like others.

(And then he says)

My brother's forgiven me!

Kee, Dr Hong, Brother Numsy has forgiven me.

Dear brother! Thank you, you're wonderful!

And then the look on Sardo Numspa his face when he kisses him on his face, thats priceless.

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[–] crysjumar 9 years ago

And then the look on Sardo Numspa his face when he kisses him on his face, thats priceless.

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I have watched that moment of that scene about 20 times in a row. I really don't think it was scripted. That look is just beautiful. pure poetry.

Take your pinche color-coordinated sponsored chingada and take a flying fck

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[–] Jackie_Michele 12 years ago

Eh bird, did you just see a Hare Krishna midget n the tree...floating? Or is it just me?

I voted for Frenchie and Dia like a sex donkey on Xanax.

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[–] Oompah_LoOmpah 11 years ago

Kee: Did you kill him?
Chandler: No...I think the guy cut himself shaving.

There's a saying in Delta, don't get mad get even.

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[–] rjp9000 11 years ago

"It's alright...all I want is some chips that's it. Turn that over man it's burning!"

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[–] mjd_subs2 11 years ago

I just rewatched this and haven't seen it since it first premiered. Surprisingly, I remembered quite a bit of the lines and still thought they were funny. My all-time favorite one is when he gets The Golden Child and pauses to go address Numpsie. The latter turns into his true demon form instead of his human appearance. Murphy's character says "I see you're busy now. I'll come back later." The look on his face was hilarious.

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." Andy (The Shawshank Redemption)

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[–] chrisasiama 10 years ago

Teddy can kiss my ass.

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[–] chilone 9 years ago

"He thinks I helped him!!"

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

Chandler Jarrell:

My dear, sweet brother Numsie!

I love the Numsie speech at the airport.🐭

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[–] Lee733 8 years ago

Kee Nang: He is a callous, thoughtless, undisciplined fool.
Gunpa: Yes, I too like him very much, it's very hard not to.

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