Favorite lines....
When the old man took his $100 bill:
You're gonna have to show up sooner or later and when you do your ass is kicked!
When the old man took his $100 bill:
You're gonna have to show up sooner or later and when you do your ass is kicked!
The begining when the girl asks him to find the child.
"I want you to help me find a child form Tibet.
It has been prophecied by these scrolls that he will save the world." or something like that.Edie Murphy'd response is: "I think you should stop smokin these scrolls before you get jumped by some rastafarians over here."
The girl's like "It is your destiny to help the child"
Eddie once again is like "I thin it is your destiny to go to a pschiactic"
ill talk to u later freddie, Ill see u on the plane freddie! lol
but i think my fav of this scene is
thanks to u we were able to catch,.. freddie that piece of *beep* back there lolll
my fav.
When eddie goes to that house and slaps that biker dude about and he says "We sold her for sum pork freid rice and a case of ciggerates!"
Or the old man "MONKEY BREATH PUKE FACE EAT OFF TURTLE SLIME!"
"How many people have survived this test"
"Put the Camera back on me or imma bust ya ass!"
"yeah I'm gonna paddle....I'm gonna paddle his ass when I find him....YA HEAR THAT? I'M GONNA PADDLE YOUR ASS WHEN I FIND YOU"
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Oh, I have a whole bunch
After climbing over the wall into the backyard during a family cookout with his gun drawn
"Its alright....I just want some chips"
When shaking the hands of the Nepal Army guys
"And you, you dont even know what you did but you happy anyways"
so many more that I cant remember exactly how they go
One of my favourite comedic lines ever, just for the delivery:
Jarrol Chandler: "No no no, George Washington. You took Benjamin Franklin, and that's not happening... "
I love alot of the lines here's a couple of my faves:
Chandler Jarrell: I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass!
and when he says get your monkey off my back
lmao funny movie