Funniest line


What's everybody's FAVORITE line.

"This...this is ice. This is what happens when water gets cold. This...this is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated."

PS: Beware the Pitch Black II. I drank a 2 liter of it, and now I lowered myself to.... making boards. NO!!!
"You wasted 4 min. of my life, and I want it back!"
-Moleman, from Simpsons

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"...self realization."

"huh"

"I was thinking of the imortal worlds of Socrates who said, "I drank what!?"

(It was hemlock he drank by the way)

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when i was growing up, i always thought the socrates line was the coolest thing i'd ever heard. my father, the professor of religion, classics, and philosophy, eyed me with disdain when i repeated the line to him and said, "that joke is pathetically sophomoric. socrates knew exactly what he was drinking and why, and it demeans his noble death."

having now studied socrates, i agree with him, but i still laugh my ass off when the line comes around.

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wow " pathetically sophomoric"??? well it IS a teen comedy.. " demeans his noble death"??? jesus christ its a joke... must have been a barrell of laughs grwoing up in that house .. i mean im smart,sometimes im glad im not THAT smart.. seems to ruin humor, for the most part... noble death.... jesus christ!!

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Okay, God, LET ME HAVE IT!


Do The Mussolini! Headkick!

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now step forward and stp back and step forward and now we chacha

or even better: given your possition this might be the only time in your life to have sex

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Mitch: Was is it?
Knight: A penis stretcher


Do The Mussolini! Headkick!

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Mitch in disguised voice: Keeent. Keeent. Wake up, Kent. It's me, Jesus. You know, God, my father...


Do The Mussolini! Headkick!

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"Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets... I've got it! Nudity."

or...

"I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?"

or...

"You wanted to see me, Your Joggingness?"

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"i put this under H for toy"



used to be MikeBjTreluver
ORANGE MOCCA FRAPPACHINO!-Tre Cool

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If someone threw these in, apologies.
I've always been partial to:
"Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?"
"If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."

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kent for now stop playing with yourself


"That is *exactly* the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the" morning!

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Chris: Dont eat that! Dont you know that eating that can give you extremely large breasts?!?!
<looks at her chest>
Oh my god!! Im too late!!

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i love that line!

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Mitch: "This is coherent light."

Mitch's Dad: "Oh... so it talks."

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Dr. Hathaway: "What are you looking at? You're laborers and you're suppose to be laboring.... that's what you get for not having an education!"

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rufus that's my favorite line in the whole movie, I laugh so hard everytime I hear that part. The line is just so perfect for that character and it is so funny!


~"Listen to the water. Listen to the owl. He also said, don't trust Mr. Magoo." -funniest line ever!

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Chris: "Jerry asked me to stop by, what'd he ask you to do?"
Girl: "What?"
Chris: "Which word didn't you understand?"


or...

Chris: "Bye. If there's anything I can ever do for you...or more to the point, to you, let me know"
Girl: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
Chris: "Not at the moment"
Girl: "A girl's gotta have her standards"

Definitely the most quotable movie...

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Chris: "I can't stand it!.... Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?!"

Decker: "She happens to be my daughter."

Chris: "Oh, well then I guess you have."

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Listen to the water, etc.
You could start a fun thread with people trying to guess what movie that is from.

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Mitch - "Have you seen the guy in our closet?"

Chris - "You've seen him, too?"

Mitch - "Yeah. Why do you think he goes in there?"

Chris - "Why do you go in there?"

Mitch - "To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there."

Chris - "Of course not. He's twice your size. Think about these questions before you ask them, Mitch. Jeez. Twenty points higher than me and he thinks a guy that size can wear his clothes."

*Cue "I'm Falling" by Comsat Angles*


Or

Chris (after knocking down a girl on campus) - "I'm sorry! I'll buy you a car! I don't really have a car...it's my dad's!"

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Two I didn't see mentioned:

(Chris Knight, when presented with the fake IDs and the "How do these look?")

"Terrible! Mine looks like him and his looks like me!"

And my reigning favorite:

"This is Chris Knight, he's one of the top ten minds in America."
"Someday I hope to be two of them."

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Call me dumb... but I never got that....
"This is Chris Knight, he's one of the top ten minds in America."
"Someday I hope to be two of them."

Someday he hopes to be 2 of them?
It's probably simple and I'm over thinking it.. What the eff does he mean?

Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.

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mcs2749, I think it's a throwaway comeback like "I file it under h for toy".

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