Funniest line


What's everybody's FAVORITE line.

"This...this is ice. This is what happens when water gets cold. This...this is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated."

PS: Beware the Pitch Black II. I drank a 2 liter of it, and now I lowered myself to.... making boards. NO!!!
"You wasted 4 min. of my life, and I want it back!"
-Moleman, from Simpsons

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The one that everyone always overlooks...

At Hathaways's Office:
Don: "Decker is dangerous. Where's the laser?"
Hathaway: "It's coming."
Don: "It's coming? Hah! It's not even breathing hard!"

Also, every act of revenge in my house is referred to as a "moral imperitive."

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Or in the bathroom:

Jordan: "Are you done?"
Mitch: "I can't start."
Jordan: "Because I'm here?"
Mitch: "I think so."
Jordan: "Weird. Well, I've gotta go."
Mitch: "Me, too."

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all my filth is organized in alphabetical order. this, for example is under "h" for toy"


Amen to that, sweet powers!

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"Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts??
*looks down*
Oh my God, I'm too late!!"

hahahahhahaah

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Not certain if it's exact, so bear with me, folks:

Chris: "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? 'Dipsh*t Knight' has a nice ring to it."

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Kent: "You won't get away with this. You'll rue the day"

Chris: " Rue the day? Who talks like that?"

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some others..

Havin a little work done on the ole place, eh Jerry? Frauud is a felllllony!

"Get some sleep. It's not like we're driving or anything." --- i say that all the time!!!

...and...

"Yes Bodie?"
"Uh, he said he didn't feel like it. And I said you better. And he said or what. And I said or else you're gonna be in trouble. And he said jam it."
"That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I notice you've stopped stuttering."
"I've been giving myself shock treatments."
"Up the voltage."

-mouse

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I love the "Up the voltage line. "

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1. "Welcome to Pacific Tech's smart people ON ICE!"
2. "Moles n' trolls, moles n' trolls, work, work, work, work, work!" and anything (be it dialogue or visual gag) that slyly refers to Caltech. I've visited the place and I know a lot about its culture because my boyfriend is a student there.
3. "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? *beep* Knight" has a nice ring to it."


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Mitch: "Being snubbed by beauticians is NOT my idea of relaxing!"
Chris: "...STUDENT beauticians."

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Professor Hathaway: I'd like to see more of you at the lab.
Chris Knight: Ok, I'll gain some weight.

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Prof. Hathaway:"We thought you were the next Einstein... and you were well on your way..."

Chris:"I got a haircut."

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Chris: Why were you in the closet?

Mitch:I was getting my pajamas, but thats not why he was in there.

Chris:Of course not he's twice your size. He would never fit in your pajamas. 30 points higher than me on your entrance exams and you think a big guy like that can fit into your pajamas.

"I am Queens Blvd."

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