What's everybody's FAVORITE line.
"This...this is ice. This is what happens when water gets cold. This...this is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated."
PS: Beware the Pitch Black II. I drank a 2 liter of it, and now I lowered myself to.... making boards. NO!!!
"You wasted 4 min. of my life, and I want it back!"
-Moleman, from Simpsons
"Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?" - Lazlo
shareWhen they're on the plane: "WHAT?!"
I roll on the floor every time I see that part. Don't ask me why, I just think its high-lareous!!!! I was soooo happy when the movie came out on DVD 'cause now all I have to do is hit the "repeat" button and it plays that part over and over again perfectly.
Or.....
"Kent, this is God!"
"And stop playing with yourself!"
"It is God."
"This is God again. Have you been touching yourself?"
"Yes. I mean no."
"Lazlo, wanna see an experiment in gravity?" (knocks student's books down in hallway...)
"I won 31.6% of the prizes, guess I'm gonna have to figure that one out."
"Yes, your Joggingness?"
"This is ice, this is what happens when water freezes. And this? This is Kent. This is what happens when two people get sexually frustrated." (probably been said before)
"It's a moral imperative."
"You know, Kent. You're not supposed to park that on campus."
Sorry if any of these are misquoted. I love Chris' dialog, it's worth watching just for what he says.
Nobody better lay a finger on my Viggo
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I think my absolute favorite it Ick's "..now if we can just keep it from exploding!".
A close second would be "Uhh, Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus".
"He has his name on his liscence plate"
"My mom does the same thing to my underwear"
"Your mom put's liscence plates in your underwear?"
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Chris: Did you have a dream where you're standing on a pyramid in sort of sun god robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No.
Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream?
A close second would be:
Jordan: So! Are you going to take me home to meet your parents?
Mitch: No!
Jordan: Why not! Are you ashamed of me?!
Mitch: No! Them!
I love that dream line too. Here are a few more:
Tight Doc: Why are you wearing that on your head?
Chris: Because if I where it anywhere else it chafes.
You are Chris Knight aren't you?
I hope so I'm wearing his underwear.
Chris: My God, have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
Gov guy: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris: Oh, well I guess you have.
The little pickles one is one of my favorite ever!
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I cannot believe no one has said this line , when they are at the science fair and Dr. Hathaway says "tell me something Mitch wouldn't happen to be adopted would he ?"
Mitch's Parents " why no!"
Dr. Hathaway " Amazing!"
How about when the guy from Darlington comes over to Dr. Hathaway's house and Hathaway says "what are you doing here Don ?" and he says "What am I doing here , What are you doing here !!!!Where's the laser at Jerry ?
Hathaway : " It's coming
Don : it's coming , Huh It's not even breathing hard !
That guy Don totally overplayed his lines which made even more funny!
The funniest exchange is at the beginning of the film in the board room discussing the laser.
"You tell that dr. hathaway to get on the stick
well um that means we'll just have to push a lil harder then
as long as we have a working weapon by the end of june, right john?
I wouldn't know dave, I haven't had a working weapon since Korea!"-Random board meeting lol
And chris in the beginning getting recruited...
"I'm sorry It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I'm stuffy, ya know no fun, All Brain no Penis..." lol
\(^o^)/YATTA
"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Sam and Dean Winchester!"
House M.D.
Having just trudged thru all 15 pages of this thread, I think it's safe to say two things:
1. There are only a limited number of funny things in this movie; made evident by the number of times the same lines are repeated.
2. I'm the only person who's actually read the whole thing before posting something to avoid repetition.
Not a funny quote, but a good character quote to show Hathaway's a$$ kissing personality:
"You didn't think we'd waste all that money to test it in space, did you?"
"Well yes, that IS what it is designed for" (notices the annoyed look on the military man's face) "Buuut, if in your ultimate wisdom you believe we should learn to crawl before we walk..."
Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco on that potato I'm going to kick your little monkey butt.
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"Rue the day?" Who talks like that?
I happen to like:
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not at the moment."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'"
Gah, there are SO MANY good lines. It's one of the most quotable movies ever....but let's see....I always love the "molls and trolls" speech. Then there's always:
"If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing."
'Cause he's so serious throughout the entire speech. The added, "So am I Jerry." is just freaking brilliant. But, for some reason, whenever I think of Real Genius the first hting I think of
"Welcome to Pacific Tech's 'Smart People on Ice!'"
Hugh? No. Ewan? No. Random man with no appeal? Sure, why not.
-Daniel Craig should not be Bond-
I use the "...there's a lot of decaffeinated brands..." line every time I get a 'heated' email here at work ;)
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"Here-try this."
"What is it?"
"I don't know; I found it in the lab."
I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in
Its not supposed to be funny, but when Mitch says "I THINK YOU'RE NICE!!!" I always crack up.
I just checked in to see what condition my condition was inshare
Kent: you guys are degenerates.
Chris: We are. But what about that time I found you naked with a bowl of jello?
Kent: I was hot and I was hungry . . .
Kent: You guys are degenerates.
Chris: We are, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello?
Kent: You did not.
Chris: This is true.
Mitch: Hahaha.
Kent: I was hot and I was hungry.
What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello?share