the last time you were pulled over by the cops?

My wedding night.
My sister had been rear ended at an intersection months before by a car disregarding the signal.
When I approached the same intersection with my new wife in the car, I slowed down. A police car pulled me over. They said slowing down there was an indication of possible drunk driving.
Since I don't drink, I knew that wasn't the case. They gave me a sobriety test which I passed with flying colors. And when I saw the look in the officer's face, I could tell that he knew I was stone sober. He let me go.
When we got to my wife's parents' house, we told the story. My father-in-law's response: "Do you realize the only sober person at that entire wedding is the only one who gets pulled over?"

About two years ago, routine Christmas road check for drink-drivers. Within about 30 seconds of talking to the guy he could tell I was obviously stone cold sober. He didn't even breathalyse me, just said I could go on my way.

A few years back I got pulled over for 56 in a 45 by a DOT cop while I was pulling a trailer that had 3 cars on it. I explained to the cop that I didn’t have any violations on my record, and I would appreciate a warning. The cop said he was about to retire and he’d never given a warning in his life. Damn tax collectors.

About a year ago I got pulled over twice the same night because one of my headlights was out.

My favorite DUI-related story happened 15 or so years ago. Was coming southbound on La Brea iirc, and there was a DUI checkpoint with a cop stopping each car at the Y junction, talking to the drivers for thirty seconds or so, likely the typical “had anything to drink tonight?” or some other method of generating sufficient PC to send them to the lane on the right for further DUI testing, or the lane on the left to freedom.

I had had a very long, stressful drink and drug-free day, was on my way home late, and was quite annoyed with this inconvenient violation of my rights. I pulled up to the decision-making cop and just looked square at him with a “c’mon, really?” deadpan expression, and he just waved me through without a word.

Even though I had nothing to worry about, I still chuckle about that every so often, calling it my “Jedi cop trick.”

2019. Was carrying a fan i bought while riding my bicycle. Apparently I “ran a stop sign” according to the officer who looks like he can still be in middle school lol. Showed him my receipt and was sent on my way. Yeah I know I probably looked sus but cops should have better things to do with their time.

Advance screening of Aquaman. Routine drunk driving stop check.

Kind of a mundane story.

I was speeding near a small town. I was caught. The officer was professional and wrote me a ticket, which I paid.