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the last time you were pulled over by the cops?


2007 - rolled through a stop sign.

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About 2 years ago. 80-something in a 70 zone.

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You know, it’s funny. I’m 50 years old now, I’m very careful on the road, I drive a lot to and from work so I take it easy.

Last time I got pulled over was about 20 years ago. It was Christmas time and I wanted to buy my girlfriend (now my wife) a fancy leather European purse she had been eying.

Holiday traffic was heavy out of The Bronx but I knew a shortcut through a little Italian neighborhood to the rear of a shopping mall in Yonkers.

‘WHOOP-WHOOP!’
Lights and sirens, I drove across some yellow lines somebody painted 40 years ago.

It was a $70 ticket. That Yonkers cop was a dickhhead but I was polite, always keep things smooth.

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I've never been pulled over while driving. My ex husband used to get pulled over all the time. It made me see how racist cops were in my city. Never got a ticket, but pulled over all the time.

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I've never been pulled over by the cops.

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10 years ago for an expired inspection sticker. Multiple cops got out of the car because he was in training and it was his first stop. And to makes matters worse, I've known him my whole life.

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All I can think of in response to this is 😬 😳

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Our moms had a good laugh about it.

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Good for them! At least it was something minor.

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Not too long ago. I got pulled over because I have Uber and Lyft stickers on the back little windows. The cop was looking for a missing girl and thought I just dropped her off. I was just leaving my house to go to work.

Signed, million man.

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2014ish, my tag was expired.

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Yeah, they really bust your balls over the expired stickers!

I’ve gotten a few of those tickets parked in The Bronx.

The fucking car is running fine and they still hit you with a ticket, even when it’s legally parked.

Go bust some crack dealers ‘super cop,’ why are you giving me a hard time?!?

I’m just at work.

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"I’m just at work."

That's the point. It brings in $$$$$$.

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No shit, you don’t say, genius?

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Act poor.

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You act poor.
I’ll act like a man.

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There are poor men.
If you were a man, you wouldn't need to act like one.

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Incorrect and quite stupid.

The world needs men, stop constantly being a dopey, preachy bitch.

Or just go choke on popcorn, either way I don’t care.

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ShogunofYonkers being taught how to act like a man by Robin Williams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il81V3Pnl7g

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I’m not watching your link dirtball, go fuck yourself.

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You're in the link, therefore it's irrelevant if you watch it. BTW, you look smashing in pink leotards.

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I have no care nor interest in what any of that means, piss off weirdo.

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Pinky down!

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Again, I don’t know what that even means and you continue to be a bore.

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Whatever you say, Johnny! Pinky down!

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You really are an idiot. ‘pinky down?’ WTF does that even mean?

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You're obsessed, aren't you? Pinky down, Johnny!

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Yawn. Go bore somebody else.

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And yet, you responded to me 8x.

Your pretending to be bored is as convincing as your pretending to be a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il81V3Pnl7g

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Another link I’m not hitting.

Do you ever bore yourself being a stupid douche?

I’m never going to quit dumbfuck, I’m a nice guy but I have a mean streak and you are my new target;)

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"The Pressure to ‘Act Like a Man’ Starts in Preschool

Boys as young as three are more than happy to police the toy box and make sure that no little dude walks away with a Barbie."
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-pressure-to-act-like-a-man-starts-in-preschool?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Did you police the toy box and prevent Johnny from playing with the Barbie doll?!?? Tsk! Tsk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il81V3Pnl7g

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You're showing me your pinky, Pinky?

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Nope. I can't see that tiny little yellow blob, Pinky.

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Thumbs up? Cool! Thumbs up to you, too.

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In the words of Mae West, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

You're happy to see me!!!!

Wow! You really like me, you dirty old man!

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You're 🤏

but that's 👌.
We can 🐝
together anyway.

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👯‍♂️

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👬❤❤

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Drunk driving and ran a red. Probably 5 or 6 years ago. Never again.

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I’d wag my finger at you but I’d have to wag it at myself too.

I’m guilty of drunk driving as well, I got questioned for one car wreck, but I just kept my mouth shut. Thank goodness I never hurt anyone. No charges, I wrecked a sweet bright red Buick Skylark and had to walk home in the rain.

It’s really stupid behavior.
Let’s not do that dumb, dangerous shit ever again. Garage and sofa drinking are totally legal and way safer!

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We live.

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Right.
And we don’t hurt anyone else with stupid decisions.

That was half a lifetime ago but never since and never again!

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My ex and I have a friend who got arrested for drunk driving about 2 years ago, and he's still dealing with the aftermath. After that happened we both agreed that we now Uber only to our restaurant nights. Its worked great.

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Smart and safe choice💯

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Uber saves so many lives. The number of times we drove while drunk really scares the crap out of me.

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I feel the opposite. Nothing in the past scares me.

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