Cheesiest one-liner in a movie. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] 000 (473) 4 years ago

arnold has a way of making every line cheesey here:

https://youtu.be/ya-oLV5WQ1I

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (21582) 4 years ago

Didn’t he say “eatings not cheating?”

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

To be fair, his first language is German.

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[–] nyctc7 (43913) 4 years ago

After all this time (he's lived in the U.S. far longer than Austria) he still has trouble pronouncing...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6IQRbEtXlQ

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

Cullyfornia.

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[–] chilone (18048) 4 years ago

According to Obama, it's Austrian. ;)

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

He really said that?

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[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7801) 4 years ago

Some other cheesy Arnold one liners though not including Batman and Robin since all the lines in that movie would be on here.
"Hey Light Head! Hey Christmas Tree!"
"Was Sub Zero! Now Plain Zero!"
"It's show time!"
"Scrreeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww yoooouuuuuuuuuuu!"
"Ruggy Baby Buggy Bumpers! Hah! You didn't know I was gonna say that did you?"
"Sure. Here's my invitation."

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[–] theWatcher74 (186) 4 years ago

Dang. You got to mine first. I was going to go with the sub zero line.

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

Road House (1989) has some awesome lines that could have only worked in the 80's.

Jimmy: I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
Dalton: Is she?

Dalton: I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Wade Garrett: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

The sad thing is that the writer thought that was good banter.

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

I have a feeling that there was more than usual amount of snow around during the making of that film!

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[–] jekporkins (1976) 4 years ago

Pain don't hurt.

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

I love that one. It is a fun film but definitely leave your brain at the door.

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[–] jekporkins (1976) 4 years ago

It's the greatest line ever recorded on film. Road House is incredible how awesome, silly, and violent it is. I love it. Wade Garrett is what I aspire to be (except not dead).

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

"Love means never having to say you're sorry" - Love Story (1970)

"Pain don't hurt" - Road House (1989)

"If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change" - Rocky IV (1985)

"Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?" - Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

"It's like looking in a mirror, only not" - Face/Off (1997)

“Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed”- Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

"Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" - Flash Gordon (1980)

"We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!" - Independence Day (1996)

"You can be my wingman any time" - Top Gun (1986)

"Let's kick some ice!", "Ice to meet you", "Alright everyone, chill" and every other time Arnie opened his mouth - Batman & Robin (1997)

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

It's like looking in a mirror, only not

I don't even remember this line and I'm not sure how I don't. That's an awful line.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

The worst! lol

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

I can imagine Borat saying that. "It's like looking in a mirror.... NOoTttt!!!"

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[–] theWatcher74 (186) 4 years ago

Flash Gordon has a lot of those.

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[–] Owlwise (1536) 4 years ago

At least the Flash Gordon quote was meant to be campy & fun. Can't say that about a lot of the others.

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[–] Stratego (30779) 4 years ago

"You had me at hello"

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[–] nyctc7 (43913) 4 years ago

My go-to cheesiest one-liner is from Martin Milner to the girl who thinks breaking up with him is best for both of them. I've cued it up, no need to watch more than the first few seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjr_YuTV3NM&t=1m30s

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

But does he end up giving her up?

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[–] nyctc7 (43913) 4 years ago

With a line like "That's fish four days old, I won't buy it" she should have run for the hills. But the end of the movie sees her going back to him. I don't remember if I liked, or didn't like, the movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Smell_of_Success

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

According to IMDb, I've seen it but I don't remember watching it. I gave it a 7.

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[–] jriley555 (8373) 4 years ago

its a tremendous film. a classic.

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 4 years ago

John Lithgow from ' Cliffhanger ' 1993

" So you want to kill me, well take a number and stand in line ! "

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[–] samoanjoes (57642) 4 years ago

People got paid for that?

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 4 years ago

Actually Lithgow carried it off pretty well believe it or not.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Lithgow can make all manner of nonsense sound like Shakespeare. He's a class act.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

There is some old Ernest Borgnine movie with a similar line. After a guy threatens to kill him, he responds, “There’s only a few guys that can take me on, and your name’s not even on the list.”

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

That’s a much better line though.

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[–] Padeen (6459) 4 years ago

"You didn't just save my life brown eyes, you made my life worth saving." - Mccormick and Jo Jo

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[–] slimone (7996) 4 years ago

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!" But I don't rememember what movie it was from.