I go the more traditional route and wear only a head band and wrist bands, a scarf, and those puffy moon boots (in case there’s a fire in the middle of the night so I can just jump out of bed and run straight outside)
shareOMGosh! What a sight that would be!🤩 I’ve read your reply 4 times attempting to discern where the headband and scarf would be. 🤔 If a guy...the headband a jock strap? (can’t have them things flopping around!);the scarf fashioned into briefs? If a gal....the headband a boob holder?(can’t have the girls flopping around);the scarf fashioned into a thong? I gave up on the “puffy moon boots”!
shareI’m a guy, but I wear those things where they are designed to go - bands on the head and wrists, scarf around the neck and boots on the feet. I’m not sort of weirdo.
shareI repeat...OMGosh! What a sight that would be! 😱😳 🥴I’m attempting not to imagine such a sight. Au naturel or unadorned from the neck to the top of those puffy moon boots! Egads!!
Alert! Alert! You’ve been spotted! Police are on the look out! APB!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulw2ngc3LSE
Thanks for the heads up! I just hid away the red boots and broke out the lime green boots. They’ll never suspect it was me now. Hahahahaha, the perfect crime!
shareThe lime green boots will definitely keep you off their radar!👮♂️🚔👮🏾♂️🚔 I know for sure if I saw you in those lime green boots I wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole! Yep! The perfect crime. Truth be told you probably have a day of the week boots; like women do with day of the week undies.
shareThe new disguise worked like a charm. I thought I was in trouble for s second when a cop stopped me, but then his partner said “No, we’re looking for a naked guy in red boots. Move along sir.”
shareHaha! You gave me my first 😅 of the day! On the mic....“But, sir, we have a naked guy here wearing lime green boots.”
“I don’t care what he’s wearing! The guy we’re looking for who was spotted in two cities was wearing RED boots! Listen to me trooper! Let that naked guy wearing lime green boots be on his way! I don’t want the mayor climbing my arse because you arrested the wrong guy! Got it?”
No. I always wear shorts or pajama pants to bed along with a shirt. Honestly I don't even think I'd be comfortable without any clothes on when going to sleep.
shareI sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.
shareYes.
shareI wear scrubs. I have over 10 pair in assorted colors. I also wear a sleep bra & step-ins. I’m not going to get caught like my poor mom was found after her stroke. At the end of the day she always shedded her clothing except for panties and put on a duster. Living in Florida she had a monthly pest control service. The bug man heard her crying for help and broke into her home. He found her exposed, backed up and called the police. Thank God that was her scheduled day for service!
shareboxers and t shirt.
shareA long shirt
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