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John Prick stole my style
Lil Joey Pesky and Raging Bull 2
Bruce Willis should never touch a Samurai sword, Travolta should stick to selling "fruits"
Truly awful!
WOrst movie I have ever seen in my life
A Good Man (2014): Forget Taken or Man on Fire!
A Good Man (2014): Forget Taken or Man on Fire!
Why is Joe Pesci on the cover?
General Commander (2019) review: Mission Impossible's Ethan Hawke eat your heart out!
General Commander (2019) review: Mission Impossible's Ethan Hawke eat your heart out!
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I was pretty pissed when they threw me out of a plane.
I didn't find out till the premiere!
I pulled the director to one side, and introduced his nutz to my knee, and let's just say his nutz are no longer outside of his body.
You can't win the game if you're dead. The losers die.
That's why I keep winning, because I never die!
You filthy animal, where are you? I'll fly down there in my private jet and we'll go one v one. Mano a mano Aikido style.
You're right. My muscle mass has doubled! I've carefully cultivated, crafted and sculpted this frame.
I'm bigger than Arnie ever was!
He had that cheeky prankster edge, but when they removed his edge and started giving him roles where he had to play a cookie cutter character, his career slowed down.
You need Mahoney, that's what he does best. Like Michael J Fox, they do that one thing really well, and lose their mojo when having to go outside the box.
A true master.
"One will always win if they stay in contact with the universe".
Wise words.
There is no honor in death.
Look buddy, I dont know who you are or how you get the balls big enough to question my integrity, but I signed up to that movie with the promise I was the guy saving the President, being the biggest action star in the world at the time. And That snivelling little buffoon, Russel, was going to be my sidekick. Halle Berry was my love interest. (There's a lot of unseen footage of me and Berry joining the mile high club)
In the script they sent me Little Johhny Squeezamo was the one falling out of the plane, I could never remember his name, so I just used to call him little squeezy, because he was short and soft, he seemed to like the name. It had a lame ending, so I touched up the script, and at the end I was going to have an Aikido knife fight with that Poirot guy and throw him out of the cockpit window.
Obviously, that sneaky snake Kurt Russel got in first, probably his wife's idea. She was always on set sticking her nose in talking to the director, and Russel was so whipped he couldn't sneeze without her permission. I knew I couldn't trust that Kurt Russel because he never looked me directly in the eye once. Not even during our scenes. Snivelling little wretch had a guilty conscience, and the pussy always looked slightly off to the side to avoid eye contact during our dialogue. Probably to keep an eye on his wife's whereabouts as well.
The back stabbers even changed the poster. I was the face on the left, with my name on top. They even made my head smaller!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/mediaviewer/rm1589001728/
Pure Hollywood power play. The director Baird was a sap on his first film. A posh English fruit, easy to push around, gullible, and I knew the dirty old man had the horn for Hawn. Every time she was around he was slobberin' like a dog, she was all over him from day one, and one day they disappeared off to his caravan to talk about the cinematography on Russel's hair. Kurt was walking around like a lost puppy all day, with a sad look on his face. It all becomes crystal clear on hindsight.
The truth all came out at the premiere, and I'll save the story of what happened at the after party for another time.
I only work with definites, and you asked for something that is not possible to accomplish.
With your ignorance of what is possible or not you have failed at many things, yet I have failed at nothing and will not sequester your tomfoolery.
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